Jason Lee's a dad again...

I didn't know that Jason Lee and Beth Reisgraf split up, but regardless his reps have confirmed that him and Ceren Alkac are expecting their first child together. Lee has a 4-year old son with his ex-girlfriend Reisgraf named Pilot Inspektor.

Seriously, how pissed off do you think Beth Reisgraf is right now?

Gary Dourdan arrested in drug bust...

Gary Dourdan who plays Warrick Brown on the hit show Crime Scene Investigations was arrested on possession of heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drugs as IMDB.com puts it:

"Departing CSI: Crime Scene Investigation star Gary Dourdan has been arrested in Palm Springs, California on suspicion of possessing heroin, cocaine, Ecstasy and prescription drugs. Local police reportedly found the actor asleep in his incorrectly parked car early on Monday morning and arrested him after a routine search of his vehicle. A "disoriented" Dourdan was taken into custody in Palm Springs, where he posted bail, according to Tmz.com. The actor has reportedly chosen to quit CSI when his current contract expires in May. According to America's TV Guide magazine, Dourdan and producers mutually agreed to part company last month. Insiders suggest Dourdan will exit the show "in a spectacular fashion.""

Fucking actors can't stay clean; though this doesn't surprise me that he was arrested it's still fucking disappointing.

Transformers 2 casting rumor...

Casting for Transformers 2 has begun, and let the rumors fly. Jonah Hill is apparently up for a role in the film opposite Shia (Oh Shia...as my brother would say). He would be some (probably) much needed comic relief.

The Mummy 3's poster...

I didn't know that the next installment of The Mummy franchise was going to be directed by Rob Fast and the Furious Cohen. God. Stephen Sommers did, however, go onto bigger and better things (like GI JOE the movie).





Brendan Fraser and Jet Li star in the flick which actually carries the Title Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. Fraser actually has a cameo in the upcoming Sommers directed flick GI JOE: The Movie!

Roth does PG-13

Eli Roth, who has directed and written such classics as Cabin Fever and Hostel is penning his next flick, which'll be PG-13. Apparently Roth is all bled out when it comes to pushing the boundaries of violence in his flicks. He has done nothing, but gore since his debut flick Cabin Fever hit theatres in 2002. Roth has garnered somewhat of a cult following (me included) who love the gore, so one has to wonder if his fan-base will diminish.

Roth said: "This will be my first big-budget, PG-13, mass-destruction movie. I went total chaos and pandemonium"

I don't know about you guys, but I loved Hostel. Cabin Fever is one of my favorite movies, I am clearly and utterly obsessed with it. It's fantastic. I mean, Roth's flicks (other than Fever) are mainly shock-and-awe horror, which in Hostel & Hostel 2 are definitely present. Those flicks are meant to shock you, meant to give you thoughts and open your eyes to things that are disturbing.

Roth isn't the best director in the world, I think if you asked him that, he'd confirm it. He is however, getting better. And I am a fan of his stuff as are other people like Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino.

On a related note Roth is currently attached to direct/produce Cell which is based on the Stephen King novel of the same name, which is King's take on Cell phones destroying America and practically causing a zombie epic.

I thought this was pretty cool.

This site actually catalogs all of the milestones in baseball; records, what have you. It's pretty cool.

Father of LSD dead at 102.

Albert Hofmann the creator and founder of the popular drug LSD has passed away at the ripe old age of 102.

LSD is lysergic acid diethylamide-25, Hofmann discovered the drug while testing the uses of fungus growing on wheat and grain.

"I produced the substance as a medicine....It's not my fault people abused it" Hofmann said. Hofmann became the first human text subject back in 1943 when a little of the acid seeped into his finger. Apparently he had to leave work early, because the drug made him feel uneasy and mildy dizzy. On the ride home, everything seemed to be in a warped mirror, and upon reaching home he had wonderful visions.

Hippies of the World unite and go do some LSD...or whatever.

A Jimi Hendrix sex tape?

Apparently...there is an 11 minute sex tape of Jimi Hendrix sexing up a couple of ladies. Although, a Hendrix Biographer named Charles R. Cross says that the resemblence isn't spot on and it's a possibility it's someone pretending to Hendrix.

The sex tape, which had to have been made 40 sum odd years ago.

Jimi Hendrix died of a drug overdose in 1970, a year after headlinging the Woodstock Music Festival in 1969.

JD is giving up drinking for a while.

God, I had an awful beginning of the day today, I blamed it mostly on Food poisoning, which is really what I think happened. I had a Chicken Ceasar wrap at the bar, and a bunch of beers (I lost count) and I threw up my guts today, three times, last night and three times this morning.

I am seriously giving up booze, I've done it once before and after last night, I need to give it a break. Especially since I am working 9am-6pm every day - and have no time whatsoever to sleep in to cure the hangover. I still blame this on Food poisoning though, so eff you.

Madonna stunned by Sexual Cleansing ritual...

Madonna is a sexual deviant. She has worn cones on her boobs, therefore she shouldn't be shocked by anything the Malawian people do. The ritual has a recent widow having sex three (or more) times with a stranger from the village.

I found this comment from FARK! very funny:

"Madonna is shocked and appalled at a Malawian sexual cleansing ritual. In related news, something sexual has actually shocked Madonna"

Bateman and Judge team up.

They've inked a deal to work on a movie called Extract which will be produced under Mike Judge's (famous for Beavis and Butthead and Office Space), new production company Ternion.
Written by Judge, the story explores what it's like to be the boss when everything seems to be shifting around you.

Judge is helming the flick, with help from the guys behind Blades of Glory who just saw their Bridagier Gerard flick picked up by MRC to film next year.

Father admits to keeping daughter captive for 24 years...

Oh, it gets better. Not only did he hold the daughter captive for 24 years; but he fathered seven children with her as well.

What a bunch of ridiculously horrid shit...

This sick bastard holds his daughter for 24 years in a dungeon...basically.

The father admitted to holding the daughter - and admitted to fathering the children and to throwing one of them in the incinerator. He claimed also that some of the kids had never seen sunlight.

This story just astonishes me, it's twisted and sick, and it happened in Austria...Thank Christ for that, I mean, if it happened on US Soil...there would be a riot.

"He admitted that he locked his daughter, who was 18 at the time, in the cellar, that he repeatedly had sex with her, and that he is the father of her seven children," Franz Polzer told The Associated Press. Franz Polzer is the head of the Lower Austrian Bureau of Criminal Affairs.

I found the story on Yahoo! News - here

New "Dark Knight" poster is on...fire

I seriously cannot wait to see this flick, it looks so fantastic, the poster just makes it look even better.

Poor Heath Ledger won't get to see his final flick.

Sucks.

Here's the poster.

Crank: High Voltage....plot details emerge...

This is from Ain't It Cool News:

• In the first film, Chev (Jason Statham) is juiced by adrenaline. In the sequel, he needs electricity to keep his newly implanted Abiocor artificial heart beating.

How is Statham's character even alive...or did I miss that much of the ridiculousness.

Jimmy Fallon to take over "Late Night" ...

Jimmy Fallon has been the front runner to take Conan O'Brien's slot on Late Night for a while now, and within approximately 17 days, NBC is going to make a formal announcement of him taking the position.

Personally, I hate Jimmy Fallon and find him remarkably unfunny.

Apparently Baby Mama is a Stillborn Mess...

If you read this article written by Massawyrm, a longtime contributor of sorts to AintItCool.com here, you'll get why I would've changed it to "Aborted Down Syndrome Baby."

Semi-Pro's Bear...bares his teeth

This isn't really a funny story, but it's ironic.

The bear that Will Ferrell wrestled in Semi-Pro (I haven't seen it) went on to kill his trainer Stephon Miller (too bad it wasn't that other Stephon) with a single "bite to the neck."

Paul "I go Crazy" Davis dies

Paul Davis, the crooner of "I Go Crazy" died today. He was 60 years old.

CNN is a pretty good news source. For all things news, like Sports, and Entertainment and shit like that, BUT...oh yes, there's a BUT, they put a thing on the top of the story that says "Story Highlights" which in this case say:

• Paul Davis had big hit with "I Go Crazy" in 1970s
• Davis' other hits included " '65 Love Affair," "You're Still New to Me"
• Davis, a Mississippi native, had returned to state to retire

It screams "DON'T READ THIS ARTICLE...IT SUCKS.." Why now, would I read your article after you've given me the important bullet points?

Stupid CNN.

Pennsylvania might be the state of Independence, but...

it still doesn't mean shit...

According to CNN's latest count, Obama leads in the delegate count -- 1,694 to 1,556.

He also leads in the popular vote and the number of states won so far this primary season. See how the delegate race has played out so far

Hilary said she is also going to annihilate Iran...if (it'll NEVER....EVER HAPPEN; and barring that Iran attacks Israel and all that) she wins.

Great.

Smoltz gets 3,000 K's

I am so fucking stoked right now, one of the greatest guys in the game, one of the best pitchers in the game just got his 3,000 K. That's hall of fame caliber shit right there.

He struck Felipe Lopez out (the back up 2B for the Nationals) to record the 3,000 K

Thomas splits Toronto ...

Frank Thomas and the Blue Jays have parted ways, in an amicable split that leaves the nearly 20 year veteran without a team.

Does your team need Frank Thomas....

No? Well shit.

Seahawks cut RB Alexander...

This is nuts, well, not really. You kind of had to see it coming really. The Seahawks went out and signed Julius Jones, and TJ Duckett to replace the oft-injured Shaun Alexander. Alexander is healing from wrist surgery at the moment, and is actually signed through 2010. If the Seahawks terminate the contract they will get a cap hit of about $125k.

Alexander rushed for a little under 10,000 yards, and had 100 TDs in his career with the Seahawks.

Moon Bloodgood is...really hot...but also..

...she's playing the female lead in the upcoming McG directed Terminator: Salvation starring opposite Christian Bale (John Connor) Anton Yelchin (Kyle Reese) and Sam Worthington (Marcus). The character of Marcus is supposed to wind up being bigger than that of John Connor, but take that with a grain of salt. Josh Brolin is currently rumored to be playing the Terminator.

Who knows if that is going to happen.

Fact of the matter is this: I loved Terminator, and I loved Terminator 2: Judgement Day but I loathed the very ground that Terminator 3 walked on. God, that movie was awful, and to think that the same guys are penning this fourth flick. It scares the holy shit out of me. They've got a good cast going, Anton Yelchin is the young kid who played Charlie Bartlett which he did so fantastically. Josh Brolin (if he's in the flick) was just in No Country For Old Men and did a really great job in that flick...can't really say enough about Bale though, I mean the dude has gone from Batman Begins to The Machinist to American Psycho. All...ridiculously different characters, all played differently. The diversity of each character he winds up playing is just outstanding. And Sam Worthington is going to be in James Cameron's Avatar so...shit, the addition of Moon Bloodgood is kind of a moot point, but still, she's hot as hell. Journeyman was awesome.

From ...some of the writers of....

South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Un-Cut and Team America: World Police comes:

Hamlet 2.

When a movie has a musical interlude called "Rock Me Sexy Jesus" it has to be good.

Check out the redband trailer here

Heard on TBS' "Sunday Baseball"

After Proctor gave up his 4th extra base hit of the inning (A Frency 2-bagger):

Chip Carey: Scott Proctor might need a hug!
Ron Darling: Or a whole roll of life-savers, right?

25 Worst Rappers of all time...

Rob O'Conner wrote the 25 worst rappers of all time, I like some of the entries,
However, I disagree with 25% of this list actually.

I do believe that Vanilla Ice is the worst Rapper of ALL time.

Isiah Thomas no longer Knickerbockers coach...

The horrid New York Knickerbockers are without a coach now, that GM Donnie Walsh has let the Thomas know he will not be asked back. For the last two years, the Knickerbockers have gone an awful 56-108...

Cruise hires "Mission Impossible II" scribe...

Tom Cruise has hired Ronald Moore, the scribe from Mission Impossible II, to write a trilogy of Big Time United Artists Sci-Fi flicks.

Sounds like a Tom Cruise is getting ready to have someone write his biopic.

David James Elliot makes an "Impact"

And no, I don't mean TNA Impact I mean, I mean David James Elliot is going to star in a Sci-Fi epic called Impact where asteroids hit the Earth and a Dwarf Star hits the moon causing anomolies on Earth like: weightlessness, suspended cell phone service going on, and exaggerated tides.

Elliot will play a Doctor who deals with the problem and I guess, the main character. Sounds pretty cool.

It pisses me off that....

In the overall pitcher rankings at the beginning of the year ...

Jake Peavy was behind Johan Santana despite being better than him last year, and winning the CY Young award.

Their projections on CBSSportline.com are fucking God-awful and really really just a guess.

Santana is already doing worse than Peavy (who started off the year with a bang)

Winehouse does the title song for "Solace"

Apparently troubled singer Amy Winehouse is in the lead to write and sing the opening song for the upcoming James Bond flick Quantum of Solace - but this has been denied by her official rep says that this is all hearsay. She is, however, working on a new album with Mark Ronson....

For those of you who love music, I suggest procuring yourself a copy of the song Just by Mark Ronson featuring Phantom Planet.

Tucker Max makes a movie...

Apparently Tucker Max is going to adapt his best-selling book I hope they serve beer in Hell into a major motion picture. The following is from Dark Horizons:

"The film will follow Max's trip to a friend's bachelor party, where he ensnares the groom in a lie that threatens the wedding, then abandons him to pursue further carnal knowledge.

After being banned from the nuptials, Max attempts to get back into his friend's good graces."

From what I remember that was not in the book. I read it ...maybe a year and a half ago, loved it, but he has yet to do something else maybe this'll prove he's not a one-hit wonder.

Rachel Nichols is too hot for words...

But I'm going to try very hard.

I have loved Rachel Nichols ever since she was on the shortlived FOX series The Inside I just found her to be very, very attractive. When I found out that she was playing Scarlett in the upcoming Steven Sommers directed GI JOE: The Movie live action flick...my head nearly exploded.

Anyway, a picture has surfaced of her in Scarlett garb. Oh man.

Watchmen Figures!

Alright, anyone who knows me, knows that I am a mark for a good action figure...Watchmen is no different, this movie is going to be fucking fantastic....and the toys look pretty good.

Rorschach's face looks a little weird though.

Check them out...here.

Iverson is not Human....A

17. Allen Iverson

We entered the "playing with the house's money" stage of Iverson's prime about two years ago. And it's still going. Amazing. You could make an entire documentary of people telling Iverson stories like this one that I'm about to make up (as far as you know): So we're eating at Denny's at 6 a.m. in Atlantic City. … Iverson shows up with his posse and proceeds to order $300 worth of food, they eat breakfast and leave at around 8, and that night I'm watching TV and he drops 48 points on the Nets. I'm not kidding, there are 75,000 Iverson stories like that one; all of them involve him being up late and having a huge game one night later. The man doesn't sleep. He's not a night owl, he's a straight-out vampire. Throw in the ferocious pounding he takes for a little guy and it's unclear how he's still alive, much less playing at an All-Star level.

This is from Bill Simmons' NBA MVP run down. It was a good read, check it out here

Metropolitans fan dies after fall...

Apparently it's a good thing that the New York Metropolitans are leaving Shea Stadium, because fans die. It's the first time since 1985 that a fan died. In 1985, a 21-year-old Yonkers man fell 100 feet from an escalator and was killed, yesterday, a 36-year old man leaned over an escalator ledge and fell two-stories to his death. From ESPN.

Go Braves.

Thomas off 90210...For "Good"?

Rob Thomas initially wanted to do a 90210 sequel, and turned in his script to CW and has now left the project to focus primarily on Good Behavior - a remake of his short lived Jeremy Piven led series Cupid.

Also Kristen Bell has been saying that negotiations for her to star in Good Behavior are on-going, Thomas, however, believes she is more focused on film projects at this point.

OH...

Hey look! I'm back from my mini-vacation, and I did it (really) without the help of the internet. Usually I pop on Marc's internet to check shit, and I did last night, but there was too many messages and I gave up.





I'm not going to give the run down of the vacation here, chances are I probably won't do a run-down period - mainly because other than a couple of good things happening, it was rather uneventful.





Anyway, Graffiti Artist Banksy has revealed his newest piece of artwork...





Despite being watched by closed-circuit television; behind a security fence, he painted this:

I found this to be relevant to my going to New York from Shitty-Chambersburg-PA, because there is graffiti galore in New York City/Long Island. It's all over the bridges, and buildings, and what not.

I'm just guessing here, and prove me if I'm wrong, but Banksy has a message here. Do the scribblings of Nicknames, and bullshit, really match up to a guy who can do something to this caliber?

No, fuck no, they can't.

JD's Road Trip...The Intro.

I will write about the trip...probably...but for the time being...here is my two mixes that I am taking with me.

There's usually no rhyme or reason for what I put on these other than a particular mind set I may or may not be in.

Disc I:

1. Arctic Monkeys - Perhaps Vampire is a Bit Strong, But...
2. Billy Idol - Rebel Yell
3. Ben Folds - Kate
4. Cartel - Save Us
5. Jimmy Eat World - Night Drive
6. Jimmy Eat World - A Praise Chorus
7. Boston - Hitch a Ride
8. Del Amitri - Roll to Me
9. Bouncing Souls - The Something Special
10. Bush - Machinehead
11. Dashboard Confessional - Screaming Infidelities
12. Dishwalla - Counting Blue Cars
13. EVE6 - There's a Face
14. Foo Fighters - Times Like These (Acoustic)
15. Wallflowers - Heroes
16. R.E.M - Supernatural Superserious

Disc II:

1. The Beach Boys - In My Room
2. Oasis - Champagne Supernova
3. Oasis - Wonderwall
4. America - Sister Golden Hair
5. Jim Croce - Operator
6. Hey Mercedes - It's been a Blast
7. Hot Hot Heat - Oh, Goddamit
8. Motion City Soundtrack - Everything is Alright
9. We Are Scientists - Nobody Move, Nobody Gets Hurt
10. Midtown - Whole New World
11. Phantom Planet - Making a Killing
12. Anna Nalick - Wreck of the Day
13. Allmann Bros. - Blue Sky
14. Incubus - Talk Shows On Mute
15. Mark Ronson featuring Phantom Planet - Just
16. Plain White T's - Let me Take you there


I am also bringing the Ludo album You're Awful, I love You, the Mike Birbiglia Stand-up album, Mitch Hedberg's Mitch Alltogether, Say Anything's new album...and a CD case full of shit.

Fukudome

This is from Marc, who got it from FireJoeMorgan.com, the link, which can be found ...up over there..on the right...

Kosuke Fukudome is for real. But when you put him on the same field with Alfonso Soriano, it becomes clear that they aren't even playing the same sport.

Well, obviously. Fukudome plays nipponisme, a literal-sudden-death honor competition for Japanese robots to see how much “pain” they can inflict upon themselves (with pain measured in gigajoules). Duh. As if we haven’t noticed that Fukudome uses a samurai sword instead of a bat. 

Red Sox Nation ...under Yankee Stadium

This story is fantastic, and it proves that people are truly gutsy and do things that could probably get them murdered.

The New York Post is reporting from two of the construction workers who have been working on the $1.3 billion dollar project that will be Yankee Stadium. They apparently have it on good authority that a Boston-Fan who was working for the crew buried a Boston Red Sox t-shirt under that Visitors Dug out. 

I love the Red Sox Nation...

Eff the Yankees up their stupid asses. 

The Best Thing I've Seen All Week

Yes, Ladies and Gents....here it is:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3341650

Here's your headline:

Report: Worker tries to jinx Yanks with buried Red Sox shirt

Work mishap.

So...

This kid walks by with his grandfather. He could've been like 20+, and he's kind of large...(you can see his stomach under the bottom of his shirt) and was wearing a pair of black and white leopard print MC Hammer pants, with a Billy Ray Cyrus shirt, a Nascar Hat, and he had one of those little tails that people used to make with their hair...10 years ago.  

This is just another reason why I hate people. I told Justin that if he was a kid with Downs Syndrome I would've clearly understood the Billy Ray Cyrus shirt, and the MC Hammer pants, but...the tail? Even Corky knows better than to have a tail. That was so 1991. 

Another "Fuck The Heck" Moment...

Alright, so I was perusing my boss's e-mail (I'm not a snoop, I was waiting for correspondence for something I was doing for him. And I saw "CBSSports.com Rollins MVP Player Update," since it wasn't something like "RE: About that girl you murdered" or something, I opened it. This is what I found:

"Mets SP John Maine put the finishing touches on a successfulspring with four scoreless innings Saturday against the White Sox. He allowed three hits and walked none while striking out five.

Maine posted a sizzling 1.53 ERA through spring training andwent six scoreless in his last start, allowing only one hit.He looks primed for a breakout in his third year and, with the Mets lineup behind him, might even be an early dark horse for the NL Cy Young. Think of him as a No. 3 Fantasy SP right now."

How...How can you consider John Maine a NL Cy Young candidate? HOW!? Fuck the heck, for crying out loud. John Maine...not uh...the other guy on his team, what's his name? Johan "I get beat by the Braves" Santana? John Maine is not and I repeat not a Cy Young contender. To be a Cy Young contender you have to have numbers like this:

34 games, 19 Wins with 6 losses, a 2.54 ERA, and 240 K's.

Those are Jake Peavy's 2007 numbers that got him the Cy Young award.

John Maine pitched like this:

32 games, 15 Wins with 10 losses, a 3.91 ERA, and 180 K's.

And his 2008 campaign thus far:

Zero wins, 1 loss, a 9.00 ERA, 5 K's, 3 BB, and a WHIP of 2.75!

Peavy's 2008 campaign thus far...the reigning Cy Young winner:

2 wins, no losses, a 0.56 ERA, 12 K's, 4 BB, and a WHIP of 0.56!

How dare CBSSports say that John Maine is a Dark Horse for the Cy Young. Shame on your stupidity; John Maine might win the Cy Young, if the Cy Young was the Young Cy and we were in Bizarro World where everything was ass-backwards.

And that's the only way.

When there's no where to go, but down...

This is a superb, and I do mean superb article about the state of play of the 2008 New York Knickerbockers, and how God-Damned-Bad they are. It's written by Jeff Coplon.

I got this from Marc, who I know is way too lazy to post it on here, so I'm doing him the favor of doing it for him.

Absolutely, Positively the Worst Team in the History of Professional Sports

ROCK CHALK JAYHAWKS!

The KANSAS JAYHAWKS your NCAA CHAMPIONS!

Rock and Fraser ...reteam for...

G.I. Joe The Movie! Yes, that's right folks. The Rock (aka Dwayne Johnson) and Monkeybone's own Brendan Fraser are going to be in the new Steven Sommer's helmed G.I. JOE flick.

The Rock has been offered the role of Shipwreck, and Fraser has apparently already filmed his cameo as Gung-Ho (whom, I always loathed).

It's not surprising to me, that The Rock and Brendan Fraser were offered these spots considering Sommers has directed the both of them prior to this in The Mummy Returns.

Oh well.

Also, I still can't understand how Joseph Gordon-Levitt is going to play Cobra Commander. He's like 12-years old.

CW's "Smallville" gets new writers!

"While we are sad to see them go, we are very excited to announce that executive producers Darren Swimmer, Todd Slavkin, Kelly Souders and Brian Peterson will helm the show next season. [They] have been writing for the show for the past six seasons, and as producers for the last four years, they have played an integral role in the ongoing creative evolution of the series. As showrunners, they will continue to deliver the compelling storytelling that 'Smallville' fans have come to expect and love."

Okay...Okay.

Interesting "Watchmen" production video...

I loved the graphic novel Watchmen by Alan Moore. It is probably one of the best graphic novels I have ever read, and Zack Snyder (Dawn of the Dead, 300) is making it into a movie.

The production is so on point, that it's scary. I've seen the character pics, and some set pics, but this is ridiculously good stuff. Take a look.

It's a Kansas/Memphis Finale

So, I actually picked Kansas to win it all; if they do win it all. I will win money's.

Even though Kansas squandered an over-2o point lead against UNC, I believe they will be able to beat Memphis who upset Final Four Vet UCLA to get the finals. 

Should be a fantastic game Monday Night. 

Pirates takeover a French Yacht, Argh!

http://www.auburnpub.com/articles/2008/04/04/ap/regional/africa/d8vr90ro0.txt

Gough and Millar depart CW's "SMALLVILLE"!

Oh shit...oh shit.

Considering I haven't watched an episode of Smallville since the writers strike - I wouldn't know what the quality of show has been like, but I know that losing a writing team like Alfred Gough and Miles Millar is going to ultimately mean demise.

Smallville is a fantastic show, I have them all Tivo'd, it's just what I do, so maybe I shall go home tonight and watch them crazily.

Righetti is 13th's new hot-chick...

The Friday the 13th remake has gotten it's resident hot chick in the form of Amanda Righetti. Righetti guest starred on The OC and CSI and also starred in short-lived FOX show Reunion (that everyone...but...me said would last. TOLD YOU!)

She is apparently going to star in the Friday The 13th remake along side Jared Padalecki; the flick is helmed by Marcus Nispel, who's other credits encompass Pathfinder and Texas Chainsaw Massacre massacre. . . get it?

Yeah.

Should be...awesome.

Metropolitans FALL!

It's the happiest day of my entire life (other than the future birth of my first child, and the Braves winning the 2008 World Series) Pedro Martinez limped off the mound ...injured. And, the Metropolitans do not know when he'll return.

"He said he felt a pop," Randolph said.

!!!!!!

I told you he would get hurt. I told you!

Pedro Martinez goes down, and with him The Metropolitans chance of winning the game. They lost on a Andino home run (the first of his career). Pedro feels a pop in his hammy, and when you feel a pop...that means...bad news.

A-Rod out earning ...people.

Apparently, and I actually have to believe it's the truth, that Alex Rodriguez, 3rd Baseman for the New York Yankshertarians, is out-earning the entire Florida Marlins team.

The entire team you ask?

Yes. I answer you with an exaggerated....YESSSSSSSSSSSS....A-Rod is earning $28 million dollars this year, whilst the Marlins entire payroll is $21.8 million dollars. Yes. That includes the disabled list.

Jesus.

APRIL FOOLS

The Best April Fools Day Prank belongs to....


www.gizmodo.com

It's a technology related blog that has little pictures by each story....and each picture has Mr. T or soemthing A-Team related in it. Check it out.