Yankees acquire "Pudge"

The New York Yankees looking to solidify the position of catcher have acquired Ivan Pudge Rodriguez from the Detroit Tigers in exchange for Kyle Farnsworth.

Fuck the heck?!

The Yankees are getting deals like crazy, first off Xavier Nady and Damaso Marte for a few Minor Leaguers. And now trading a middle reliever (a mediocre reliever at best) for a 13-time Gold Glove catcher? What the hell?

Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad...

God this show was great, I wish Servo would go fight the malicious Windows XP Anti-Virus for me.

NYC cop bashes bicyclist...Yay!

You know what, I'm with this cop, Office Pogan, or whatever-the-fuck his name is. He body checked a bicyclist to the concrete in what looked like a fit of rage. And, just so you know, I probably would've done it too. There's nothing I hate more than people who ride bikes in the fucking street. It's just beyond annoying. Check out the video here, with good ol' NYC reporter Lou Young doing the reporting. I miss that guy, I miss NY News, PA is stupid.

Vince McMahon hires Actor...

Vince McMahon, owner and President of World Wrestling Entertainment has done some stupid shit over the years, like fake his own death for example. Apparently he has went on to hire Freddie Prinze Jr to the creative team.

Apparently Prinze Jr, who is married to Buffy the Vampire Slayer star Sarah Michelle Gellar, is an avid WWE fan, and has blogged on their Fan Nation blogs.

This is from Mike Aldrens WGN newsletter:

"I swear this isn't a rib. Vince McMahon has hired actor Freddie Prinze,
Jr. as a new member of the creative team. Maybe he wants to make Scooby
Doo 3? Prinze is a huge fan and had recently been blogging as a guest
celebrity on the WWE's Fan Nation website. He was also seen at
Wrestlemania 24 earlier this year and has been backstage at wrestling
events since the 90s. I'm sure a lot more on this story will come out in
the mainstream press over the next few days. Prinze is married to Buffy
actress Sarah Michelle Gellar."

Seriously, if they put Freddie Prinze Jr. on TV, I'd fucking watch it. I loved his show Freddie, that got canceled after one season. My brother and I watch it on that Spanish Oriented Programming Channel, that plays all American Spanish stuff rather than like unavision, or whatever the fuck it's called.

Wolverine Comic-Con trailer has leaked...

I'm not happy about this...I'm not happy at all. I believe what I saw in this trailer was Ryan Reynolds playing Deadpool, wearing a red tank top. If he doesn't wear the full on costume, I will boycott the shit out of this movie. The costume is the greatest part of Deadpool.

Little knowledge for you, Deadpool aka Wade Wilson got cancer, in order to the survive the cancer he went to Weapon X, got the healing factor (same one Wolvie has) and due to that, it fucked up his face irreparably, thus is why he wears the mask.

So, if this isn't the Deadpool that is in Wolverine: Origins than fuck the movie, fuck it in the ass.

Check out the trailer though.

W trailer has leaked...and....

It looks pretty good. Oliver Stone might actually be back, after his last two flicks World Trade Center and Alexander bombed, he needed something new, and this flick W. might actually be a good fit. Josh Brolin, Elizabeth Banks, and Jeffrey Wright round out a superb cast for a flick that is actually based on our current President. A little risky, but that's the Oliver Stone we all know and love.

Eh...apparently I breached terms of service use, I'm just a prick...hopefully I can still post on here...har har.

A word of advice...

Do not run/use/download anything called Windows XP Antivirus. It is malicious software, which in turn is a virus that basically wraps itself around your computer.

The mother fucker has latched onto my desktop and won't let go. So I'm trying everything...not fun.

New Knight Rider promos...

Punisher: War Zone trailer

Finally a good Punisher: War Zone trailer...which by the looks of it, looks pretty fucking bad ass. Ray Stevenson (Rome) plays Frank Castle aka The Punisher while Dominic West ("The Wire") plays the horrible looking Jigsaw. It looks pretty good.

Aronofsky attached to Robocop...

Darren Aronofsky will direct a new incarnation of Robocop which will take place 20 years subsequent to the last movie where the Robocop program was halted.

David Self, who penned Road to Perdition and The Wolf Man, as well as Submariner as far as I know.

Greatest story evar told. Shit! I need wite-out!

But he drank it all!*






*No I will not be posting News Stories like this all the time, I just found this so fucking hilarious it needed to be shared.

McKay and Ferrel start working on...

Anchorman 2...where as, McKay tells Entertainment Weekly, that Ron Burgundy will propel into the 1980's.

Despite being born in the 80's, I hate them. I'm in a hateful mood today. HATE YOU.

Just a clarification...

I loathe the flick The Rocky Horror Picture Show...It's an atrocious movie, with songs, and stupidity. I've never liked the flick, it's just not something I'm particularly interested in.

So, why am I writing about a movie that I loathe with all the power of my being? Because MTV has taken it upon themselves (as they usually do without a regard for life) to make a remake of the apparent cult-classic.

Seriously, there hasn't been a truly original music ...in a long time. Save for the music numbers in Not Another Teen Movie, or whatever, but Mama Mia! was a broadway musical, Hairspray was a broadway musical..Correct me if I'm wrong (I most certainly am, usually), but doesn't the world need another Grease?

Yeah, man.

It's Highway to the Danger...Zone...DOS...

Okay, Alright, calm the fuck down.

I don't believe it either, Top Gun is a fucking classic movie. It has jets, Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis, Ice melting on Kelly McGillis' tummy, ...it had everything you could ask for in an action movie starring Tom Cruise: a shitty plot.

Anyway, there's talk of starting up a Top Gun 2: Flight Simulator (not actual name, though, would be pretty cool), where Tom Cruise would be an instructor now, dealing with a hot shot female pilot. Maverick you sly dog, is she going to rub ice on your stomach?

One problem we'll have here is the fact that we'll have a Top Gun spoof at the hands of the guys who made SuperHero Movie, and Scary Movie, and Meet the Spartans, etc.

Hot Chick O' The Week

Well I've never seen The Devil Wears Prada in it's entirety, and I don't ever plan too, but I have stopped on the flick time and time again because it stars Anne Hathaway and the ever-so-hot Emily Blunt.

Therefore, Emily Blunt is your Hot Chick O' The Week...

A little back story, for those of you who care, Emily Blunt is hot. She actually dated Michael Buble for like 3 years, was in the (apparently) hit movie Devil Wears Prada, and was also in Charlie Wilsons War. She has two upcoming flicks one being called The Young Victoria where she plays the title character and she'll be opposite Benecio Del Toro in The Wolf Man...

No this is not a new BoA thing. . .

Funny quote of the day?

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
Mitch Hedberg.

Shyamalan to produce...not direct...

I found this pretty interesting article over at Bloody-Disgusting, where they go over the fact that Shyamalan is a fantastic, visionary director, but can't write worth a damn, which is what I've been saying all along. Shyamalan should be relegated to writing television shows, and documentaries.

Wrestling Breeds Malfeasance.

I hope I spelled malfeasance right, for malfeasances sake. Apparently after WWE's Great American Bash pay-per-view which was held on Long Island, New York at the Nassau Coliseum. Firstly, I've been to the Coliseum it's where the Islanders play...and it's a shithole. Secondly...wrestling is stupid!

Two idiot fans tried to steal two chairs from the backstage area at the show, and were caught by WWE workers, who they promptly hit with a bottle and attempted to bite the unsuspecting WWE worker.

Fucking morons, this is what I grew up with. People fight with bottles, and knives, and anything they can get their hands on.

Jeremy Shockey is a Saint...

Not really. He's actually not a bad guy, but I wouldn't called him a saint per se. However, the New York Giants, last years Cinderella story Super Bowl champions who have already lost Michael Strahan to retirement have traded Tight End Jeremy Shockey to the New Orleans Saints.

He was traded for two 2009 draft picks.

Also making news is disgrunted Miami Dolphin Jason Taylor, he was traded to the Redskins after DE Philip Daniels went down with an injury. He was traded for a couple of draft picks.

The Dark Knight sets record...

The Dark Knight which stars Christian Bale as the caped crusader and Heath Ledger as his notorious arch-enemy The Joker has taken over the box office and made apparently $155.35 million dollars in it's opening weekend. That tops the previous record set by Spider-Man 3 which netted $151.1 mill in it's opening weekend.

• "The average opening gross of the last five `Batman' movies is $47 million. This tripled that, and for a reason," said Paul Dergarabedian, president of Media By Numbers. "A big part of that was the Heath Ledger mystique and a phenomenal performance that absolutely deserves the excitement surrounding it."

I will still do my review, I have been (lazy) busy for the last couple of days.

Reason why I'm happy the Braves don't have Andruw Jones...

1. He has 2 HRs in 171 ABs.
2. He has 11 RBIs.

I know, I know he was hurt for a while, and all that, but we're talking about a guy who hit 50+ home runs, and drove in at least 90 RBIs a year. I'm just happy he's on the Dodgers and they're stuck with his 30-sum-odd million dollar contract.

Tomorrow: JD's "Dark Knight" review...

That's it. I'm going to bed, work calls in 4 hours. Great.

WATCHMEN TRAILER! AH...

HOLY SHIT!

Alex Proyas' "Knowing" trailer hits...

This may or may not be old, but Alex Proyas, the director who brought us The Crow, Dark City, and I, Robot has set forth on his next project, which has a teaser trailer (click the link!). The flick is called Knowing it stars Nic Cage and Rose Byrne and looks pretty damn good. It's about a teacher (Cage) who after opening a time capsule finds a piece of paper inscribed with numbers, the numbers pertain to dates of World Wide catastrophes...9/11, etc. And the numbers go on and on, and stuff happens on these days.

The film looks pretty cool, take a peek at the trailer.

Terminator: Salvation teaser trailer...

Shit yeah, about fucking time.

Peterson leaves "CSI"

William L Peterson who is best known for his role as Gil Grissom on CSI: Crime Scene Investigations is leaving this role, because he's basically just had enough.

That's great. How can you just leave america's highest rated show?

Big Mouth Wagner at it again...

Billy Wagner doesn't know when to shut his yapper. Honestly, how many times does a person have to tell you to shut up, before you actually listen. Your opinion, Wagner, means shit. You're closer on the New York Metropolitans. Who cares?

SHUT UP!

So, Billy Wagner speaks out because Chase Utley was being booed at the Home Run Derby and apparently said "Boo? Fuck you!" however, it wasn't really supposed to be picked up by the cameras. Chase Utley is getting booed at Yankee Stadium? What the fuck for? I can understand the Sox getting booed, that's normal, but the Phillies? Who gives a shit, they're the Phillies. Chase Utley was obviously in a state of shock and awe, because he was booed in a stadium that he seldom plays in, so I forgive him.

Baseball fans, and Sports Fans in general, are a dumb breed. We boo people just to be assholes, or because the person next to us has a personal vendetta against the player. I hate the Metropolitans, I downright loathe them. If they died tomorrow, I wouldn't care. Really. I hate them that much. Especially David (I only made the team because Alfonso Soriano Got Hurt) Wright, who came in last night and in his first two at bats, whiffed like a bitch.

Anyway, the game went until the 15th inning, I got into bed around, I want to say 11:30, watched a little tube and for shits and giggles went to FOX, and the game was still on. I stopped watching the ASG after the 6th inning, because Chipper Jones was taken out (he had the first NL hit, the guys a machine) and the game held no interest to me whatsoever.

But that's it.

Pitt and DiCaprio are "Inglorious Bastards"

Apparently feelers are out to Leonardo DiCaprio to play a German Nazi, a Jew Hunter, named Hans Landa. Tarantino wants Pitt to play Aldo Raine, who puts together a group of Vengeful Jews together to fight against Hitler.

Tarantino wants Madsen, Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Bruce Willis, Adam Sandler, Tim Roth, and Harvey Keitel to all be in it. That's his dream cast apparently, and it would be the greatest action/war movie ever

What if...Cody and Spielberg ..

Decided they were going to be in cahoots together??

Then Diablo Cody, scribe of Juno and the coming television show starring Toni Collette (which she is doing with Spielberg) The United States of Tara, is working on an original Steven Spielberg idea. Holy shit, that's a pretty cool job if you ask me.

"The Spirit" trailer

This movie looks pretty good, seriously, with the cast they got it should be the best movie ever made. Okay, maybe not the best movie ever made. The idea is there, the first trailer was good, but now...

This trailer makes me cry tears of anguish.

Derrick Rose starts his career off...

wrong...

Rose pleads guilty to speeding, as he was doing more than 100 mph in a 65 mph zone.
He was fined $1,000 bucks.

Two For One Special...

Awesome, when you think about, stuff happens when you get a Two-Fer. You either get remotely drunk, or you get something for free.

This time, you're getting nothing, but my own amusement.

Hot Chick O' The Week is sponsered in part by...absolutely no one, but this week it's my crush Jordana Brewster who is ...holy-fucking-shit hot.

Why is this a two-fer? Because the gorgeous Jordana Brewster is going to be playing in at least three episodes of NBC's Chuck, as the girl who broke his heart in college by sleeping with Bryce Larkin.

My God.

Why JD doesn't hate the MLB All Star game...this year.

Chipper Jones is the starting 3rd Baseman, despite slumping for the last few games. The cat could use a couple of days to rest his aching body, I'm sure but he's still going to play in the All Star Game, and guess what someone had to get hurt for David Wright to join the team!

Haha, fuck you David Wright, I hate your guts.

Entertainment Weekly "Twilight" cover

I am seriously waiting for this flick, because I have read the boo and I'm about a third into the second book. I like the novels, I like the stories they tell personally. It's a little more romance than my guy-mind is used to, but I still like the struggle. 

Therefore, when I saw the picture on the cover of Entertainment Weekly I was stoked. 

Empire Online's "50 Greatest Comic Book Heroes"

The list really isn't true to ...what it should be...but check it out.

Two leaving "Friday Night Lights"

You honestly had to see it coming anyway, if you're on Friday Night Lights there's only so far that you can really go. Gaius Charles and Scott Porter who play Brian "Smash" Williams and Jason "Crippie Boy" Street respectively will see their storylines summed up in recurring episodes in the third season of the show. 

The show will air on DirectTV's Channel 101, and then air on NBC as a midseason filler. 

My birthday present is this!?

Rich Harden, my second favorite player only to Chipper Jones, has landed himself in a trade and is headed to the Chi-town Cubbies for Matt Murton, Sean Gallagher and two others. Chad Gaudin also goes to the Cubs with the pitcher who is 5-1 with an ERA below three.

Fuuuuuuuuck. I don't like the Cubs, now I need to buy a Cubs hat.

Czurchy goes to the Max

Matt Czurchy is best know for his role on Girlmore Girls as Rory's boyfriend Logan Huntsberger. If all goes well he'll be known for something much greater when he stars as Tucker Max in I hope they serve beer in Hell which is based on Max's own book, which is ridiculously funny, lewd, and outrageous. It'll make American Pie look like Daddy Day Care if made correctly. 

Jesse Bradford and Matt Stults also star as Max's best friends. 

Top New Shows of Next Fall...

Having watched Fringe and Life On Mars I can say that they will probably be of the most hyped, most-watched shows next fall. Mars is good, but it could definitely use some fine tuning. Fringe, however, is so good it made me yearn for me. Fringe, if you didn't know, is produced by JJ Abrams, who in turn worked on two of ABC's hit shows LOST and Alias. 

11th Hour looks good, it does, but I don't know if I like Rufus Sewell in the lead role. I haven't gotten a screener copy of the show yet, but when I do I will pop on here and tell you want I really think about the show. I'll do that now with Life on Mars and Fringe right now...

Since I've got nothing else to do...at all. 

Fringe's 2-hour pilot was directed by Alex Graves, who directed countless episodes of Aaron Sorkin scripted dramas Sports Night and my favorite show The West Wing. It was penned by Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman who together penned last years blockbuster Transformers, Mission Impossible III, Alias, and has been tapped to write Star Trek and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. It's also got the writing talent of JJ Abrams, who we all know is pretty damn good. The story focuses on a female FBI Agent, who is forced to work with a scientist who has been institutionalized, in order to fight against a slew of unexplained phenomena. The female agent is played by Anna Torv, Joshua Jackson plays the scientists son, and John Noble plays the crazy scientist. 

The 2-Hour pilot was very very good. I thoroughly enjoyed it and I think Joshua Jackson is going to steal the show. Anna Torv is hotter than hell, and it pisses me off what happens with Mark Valley's character. However, the writing is right there. It's good to a point that it's going to be the best pilot of the fall season (until I see something better at least like...90210). 

Life On Mars' pilot was directed by Thomas Schlamme, who recently directed Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, countless episodes of The West Wing, Sports Night, Invasion, Jack & Bobby, Ally McBeal and ER, so you know it's good. The show stars Jason O'Mara as a cop who is on the trail of a serial killer...when his partner/girlfriend is captured he's distraut and nearly gets into a traffic accident, he pulls over ...gets out of the car...and gets run over by a car. 

Then he's transported into the 1970's where he's forced to solve murders. 

Now before everyone gets on me about one thing or another, this show is based on a famous British series, which I have the first season of, and plan to watch one of these days. The story and screenplay are written by the guys who wrote October Road which according to everyone on the planet sucked, but here's the thing...

I liked October Road, I really liked it. It had a heart, and it had good dialogue, and the premise was there. I don't really understand the bashing that it's taking, I truly don't. I didn't watch any of the second season. I tried getting the episodes, but that wound up being a hopeless case, because I'd forget to get them, or lose interest in getting them, or something, but I liked the show. 

The script for the first episode/pilot of ABC's Life on Mars is good. It's not the greatest script in the entire world, but it's doable, it's believable and it's basically copied from the BBC series, but that doesn't tarnish the acting. Colm Meany and Rachel Lafevre breathe life into these characters, and Jason O'Mara has brought Sam Tyler to life. And, you know what, he damn well should have, I've seen the cat play a serial killer on Criminal Minds, a guy getting brain surgery on Grey's Anatomy and starring as a lead in InJustice (which was good). O'Mara has good acting chops and he showed it in this pilot episode for Life On Mars. 

I almost forgot to tell you that 90210 was/is going to be CW's hit new show. I didn't say it, the people at Horizon Media did. Yeah. 

Fuck me....

No, that wasn't an invitation you pricks.

This is from CBSSportsline.com

New York Jets

Chad Pennington vs. Kellen Clemens, quarterback

Pennington is 32, so his days as a starter could be decided this summer. He has been pestered by injuries in his career, including a high-ankle sprain last season. Clemens has a bigger arm but he didn't impress much when given the chance last season. His decision-making leaves a lot to be desired.

Edge: Pennington. It's not by much.

Opening day starter: Pennington. Clemens might have blown his chance last season. Pennington is the better option right now.

The Jets apparently have a QB fight going on, and there's a ...question as to who should starting? Holy fucking Shit, firstly: they both suck! Secondly? They both fucking suck!

JD thinks it's time they both fight to the death. The better man shall prevail!

Hot Chick O' The Week

You probably thought I'd forgotten about my weekly duties to bring you Hot Chick O' The Week...Well I haven't forgotten and here she is.

Alexandra Breckenridge.

You're probably like "Who the fuck is that?" and I will tell you, she is the sole purpose for watching She's the Man she's that hot in the flick. She also was on Dirt, Family Guy, NCIS, Psych as well as apparently starring in the new show The Ex List which will be on some channel in the fall, starring the chick from Grey's Anatomy who's face was all fucked up.

She will also appear in the Blair Underwood directed The Bridge to Nowhere ...nevertheless, she is hot.

Mark Millar wants to reinvent Superman?

Okay. Fine. Wanted was a success, but I'll tell you what...it wasn't what the book was. I didn't see the flick, but what I've been told is that it's nothing like the book, not as hardcore as the book. The TPD was life changing, is life changing, it has a story deep with in it that makes you really start to wonder. That's what Wanted is all about. 

Now that Mark Millar's head is the size of a car tire, he wants to go with his plan of reinventing Superman for the 21st Century. I know that Singer's Superman was no match in comparison to Spider-Man or X-Men or Batman Begins or anything like that. Shit, I wouldn't even let them make a sequel at this point. That story was downright terrible, bring in Doomsday, let Supes die, let him come back and save the day. That's what Superman is all about, about hope and about life. That's what Spider-Man had going for them. It was at a time when 9/11 happened and the world needed a hero and we were given one in the form of a blue and red spandexed hero. Superman should've been the one to hold that crown, but money hungry shit-heads in the film biz were too busy fighting over money, and story lines (giant spiders anyone?) to get the job done. 

All this and I love Spider-Man. I love the character, I love the story, I love the origin, I love the fact that he's torn (or was torn) between two lives. Superman in the comics always had an easy go of hiding his identity, it just never seemed to be a problem. Parker had a day job, Parker had a girlfriend or a wife, and an Aunt. He just had to hide his miraculous power from everyone. Superman/Clark Kent is like a robot, no emotion. Now, don't get me wrong, I love the character of Clark Kent/Superman, but it's too obvious. It's always been obvious, and that's kind of the point. 

If Mark Millar is going to come out and rewrite Superman and bring us a story that we want to see/hear/read, then by all means, go forth with your mission, because ever since Superman (1978) there hasn't been any Superman flick worth a damn. 

Sources say Sabathia to Brew-Crew.

Apparently this is a done deal and the next time you see C.C. Sabathia take the mound, he'll be rocking a Milwaukee Brewers jersey. Now, it'll be interesting to see if Sabathia will sign an extension whilst getting traded to the Brew-Crew. I, for one, doubt this. Sabathia will be a Free Agent at the end of the season and guys like the New York Yankees, New York Metropolitans, and Boston Red Sox will be gunning for the Left-Handed former CY Young Award Winner.

Sabathia could start for the Brewers on Tuesday if all goes as planned. Sabathia is 6-8 in 18 starts this season. In 11 of these starts the Indians have scored 2 or less runs for him. The Brewers have scored 19 more runs than the Indians and that's not much, but it's enough. Sabathia is coming onto a team where they have a chance of winning the division...despite Sabathia being God-Awful against the Cubbies.

The Brewers reportedly gave up Matt LaPorta, Rob Bryson, Zach Jackson, and a play to be named. All have played in the minors this season.

"WHY CAN'T ANYONE GIVE ME A SECOND!?"

Holy Chirst.
Holy fucking Christ.

The Happening is the worst fucking movie I have ever seen in my entire life.
Booze cannot save this movie. A new script and a new cast couldn't save this movie.

Mark Wahlberg ...why? Why did you do this? Why would you go against your action-movie brooding actor grain?

I like M. Night's flicks. However, I have loathed his last three flicks. The Village, Lady in the Water and now this flick (which I'm not even done with yet).

Jesus.

Bozo The Clown; Larry Harmon dead at 83.

Larry Harmon might not have been the real Bozo The Clown, but he was the real Bozo The Clown. He played the wing-haired clown for more than a half a century died for more than a half a century. I remember watching the show as a kid, and thinking "Hey, I could do that!" and then I realized that tossing a ball into a cup was pretty difficult....until...I started playing Beirut.

Upon reading more into this Pinto Colvig was the first Bozo The Clown, he was also the voice of Disney's Goofy. Harmon eventually got the job as BTC (Bozo The Clown) and eventually purchased the exclusive rights, and began leasing it out to different people, whereas television stations hired their own actors to portray Bozo.

Ultimately this is creepy. Bozo The Clown is dead.

Quantum of Solace...

This is a much meaner, more bad ass James Bond. You saw Daniel Craig play the elusive spy in the last flick Casino Royale, and he's coming back for Quantum of Solace. This time around, he's out for revenge.

Check out the trailer

JD's Review: Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

You know, I have been wanting to see Forgetting Sarah Marshall since I saw the trailer some time ago, but I just couldn't find the time to go watch it. Finally, I got a copy of the flick and popped it in, and sat down to delve into almost two hours of hilarity.

I wasn't dissapointed. Despite the fact that there is one (or four) time(s) you see male-frontal-nudity (all Jason Segal mind you) it's one of the best comedies I've seen in a good long time. In the same vein as Knocked Up and 40 Year Old Virgin it's crude comedy at it's finest. Kristen Bell is gorgeous, but Mila Kunis is even hotter.

The story follows a TV show composer who works for the show that his girlfriend Sarah Marshall (Bell) works for. He basically does the music that plays over the serious points in the flick. One would say they're ominous. He gets a call from Sarah saying they need to talk, and he gets out of the shower sees her there, and she breaks up with him. Which creates the hilarity (in all honesty), because everyone deals with a break up their own way. Whether it be wallowing in self-pity, or getting so drunk you stick your dick in anything with a pulse (preferably female). Jason Segals character Peter does not take this break up well and decides he needs to go on a vacation to Hawaii.

He gets to Hawaii and who is there, but his ex-girlfriend TV-star Sarah Marshall with her new Boyfriend Rockstar Aldous Snow.

I could go on, but you get the drift. You throw in the temptable Mila Kunis as Jason Segal's new love interest and the story could go in a number of different directions. Is the movie predictable? Yes, it is, but it's still laugh out loud hilarious.

And the end? Holy fucking Christ, I was dying. Let me put it to you this way:

Now, that is not the end, it's just something that gets furthered along in the end of the flick, but definitely see this flick if you can, it's well worth the price of a dvd, or a rental, or whatever it is you do to watch flicks.

Hot Chick O' The Week

This chick is a Long Islander much like myself, but obviously I'm not anywhere near as famous. Natalie Portman has been in countless movies, my favorite of hers is Garden State and Closer, but she's been in Anywhere But Here and Where the Heart is which are both chick flicks, but still none-the-less still good. She's a good actress, a little weird for my taste, with all of her charity and filming stuff in Rwanda and whatnot. Anyway, she's the Hot Chick O' The Week.

Xzibit, Kilmer join Bad Lieutenant

Nic Cage and Val Kilmer will be partners when a remake of the Abel Ferrara classic Bad Lieutenant hits screens in 2009. The flick is about (from IMDB.com): A police Lieutenant goes about his daily tasks of investigating homicides, but is more interested in pursuing his vices. He has accumulated a massive debt betting on baseball, and he keeps doubling to try to recover. His bookies are beginning to get agitated. The Lieutenant does copious amounts of drugs, cavorts with prostitutes, and uses his status to take advantage of teenage girls. While investigating a nun's rape, he begins to reflect on his lifestyle.

I remember watching this flick not too long ago, on AMC or one of the movie channels. It's not on frequently and it reminds me of To Live and Die in LA (which if you get the chance is an awesome flick amigo) also...Nicolas Cage has proven himself to be a character actor. He can play pretty much anyone. Leaving Las Vegas is a tribute to his actual acting, and that kind of acting will help him play the role that Harvey Keitel made famous.

Also, luccccccccious Eva Mendes has joined the ranks and will star opposite Cage, Xzibit, and Kilmer.

Doherty brings back Brenda...

Shannen Doherty, best know for her role as Brenda Walsh in Beverly Hills 90210 is going to be reprising her role in the upcoming CW spin-off of said series 90210. Her former co-stars, Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth are already returning, Luke Perry has turned down an offer to return, Jason Priestley will more than likely direct some episodes, and the offers are on the table to Brian Austin Green and Ian Ziering respectfully (so I heard).

If Side Order of Life gets picked up ...

CORRECTION...

Priestley wants to do the show, but fears that they won't ask him to do it. If they don't...I swear to you, I will not watch this 90210 show.

Mutant Chronicles Teaser Trailer...

Check it out.

The flick stars Thomas Jane...check out his website here.

Jose Reyes: Child Star in the making.

Jose Reyes is a Major League Baseball Shortstop for the New York Metropolitans. Let me reiterate that again for those of you who can't grasp that.

Jose Reyes is a Major League Baseball Shortstop for the New York Metropolitans.

While being one of the best shortstops in all of baseball (Hanley Ramirez is the best actually) and having a rocket-powered arm doesn't hurt. However, when he makes a bad throw and a hit goes into the outfield he acts like a little leaguer and throws his glasses and hat down to the ground in disgust.

I am disgusted. I mean this is second in my disgust to Manny Ramirez who tossed the Traveling Secretary of the Red Sox to the ground because he could get 16 (!) tickets to the Sox' game in Houston against the 'Stros.

Jesus Christ, MLB stars are a bunch of pussies.