Yes, the Red Scare is back folks, in the form of a list written by George Mitchell. Well...it probably wasn't written by him, but the list was compiled by him...Well, it probably wasn't compiled by him either, but you get the point. George Mitchell (not to be confused with "Faith" singer George Michael, or CBS' Sports Machine anchor George Michael (2)) has a list, and upon this list it lies 50 names of baseball players, current, and not so much, who've used steroids.
There is going to be a press conference tomorrow followed by a separate conference by Bud Selig. Current players will face a less than or equal to version of the 50-game suspension players face now, because back in 2004 HGH and Steroids weren't exactly tested for...
Anywho...
On a related note, Marion Jones got stripped of 5 medals by the International Olympic Committee (IOC) Good riddance you dumb bitch. You've fucked up all Olympians in the eyes of the fans, because you're an ignorant cun- Whoa! Sorry. Wait a minute, I was getting a little carried away. I don't like using that word....a lot.
In regards to Marion Jones, it doth apply.
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