Blog spammers.

Do you foreign asshats really have nothing better to do than spam a post that's 2 years old? Jesus you fuckers are lame.

Shawn Chacon suspended...

Shawn Chacon, pitcher for the Houston Astros, was suspended after being demoted to the bullpen after putting up abysmal numbers.

Why was he suspended because he grabbed his GM by the neck and tossed him to the ground after getting yelled...randomly.

I don't know what story to believe about this. It's an in house matter, and I'm sick of shit like this going on

...God people are stupid...

Shaquille O'Neal and Don Imus are two stupid stupid people. Firstly, Shaq went to a New York Night Club and decides to free style. Yeah, I know. Shaq freestyles says "You know how I bed, Kobe couldn't do without me" a couple of times. Idiot. Locker room bedlam is a totally different story. This is a hotbed of bullshit that Shaq is opening up. Shaq is good, he's a good basketball player due to the fact that he is a gigantic asshole. He's huge. He's 7 foot + or something like that (too lazy to look it up) and he's on the Suns now. He averages something like 15.1 points a game compared to Kobe's 30 and gets about 4 more rebounds a game than Bryant. Now, I understand that we're talking about two totally different cats here. Two different players. Kobe Bryant is a play maker, he can change the course of an entire game just by getting the ball into his hands. Shaq is a big man, he gets boards, and occasionally over powers the opposition. Kobe Bryant didn't need Shaq to win those championships, but it helps. Dwayne Wade, I'm sure, would agree with that. So Shaq should just keep his bullshit to himself.

Don Imus...is probably an old Confederate Flag Waver. I mean, the guy just doesn't know when to stop. Fourteen some-odd months ago, he called Rutgers Girls Basketball Players "nappy-headed-hos" and got shitcanned for it. Now, he's back on the air and he's causing a controversy again. Whilst talking to his sports-reporter he was told about Adam "Pacman" Jones' run-in's with the law he asked "What color is he?" then when it was confirmed that he was African America he said: "There you go. Now we know."

Don Imus is an idiot.

All that...and a bag of chips...

Yeah, alright.

The Pats rolled into a victory last night, as the Jags took away the long pass, Brady just disintegrated the Jaguar Defense by completely picking them apart with short, usually less than, 10 yard passes.

I honestly hate the guy, he's smug as hell, but he's the best quarterback in the league right now. Probably unbeatable. Can Manning and the Colts beat him, or if the Chargers squeeze out a victory...can they beat Brady and the Pats? Or Can the NFC beat them...with a little help from Farve and the Packers..Romo and the 'Boys, or Eli and the Giants?

Honestly, the futures looking pretty glum. Brady and the Pats are probably going to win it all, going 19-0 after all is said and done. Maybe it's for the best...

Anyway, I was writing this because of Reggie Nelson's comments. For those of you who don't know Reggie Nelson is a Rookie Safety for the Jacksonville Jags, and he said "He ain't all that...He's all right" and called it a "dump down game." Which in essence means exactly what I talked about previously, that he picked apart the defense of the Colts by adapting to their (The Jags') game plan. You can say he's "ain't all that" all you want, but obviously you forced him to do that "check down" offense, and he did it ...seemingly...without even trying.

So, Reggie Nelson could've just let it go, could've walked away, but he took the route of every fan (not a Pats fan...duh) in America and bad-mouthed Tom Brady...when you do something like that, you get burnt.

Duh.

Marion Jones: Going to the big house

Marion Jones was sentenced to 6 months in prison for lying under oath about steroids; she asked a Federal Judge for leniancy, but was denied that.

This makes you wonder about Barry Bonds and his lying to the Grand Jury. . . will he get 6 mos or more?

Boy Scout thwarts assassination attempt.

I was just kidding about the Merit Badge for Courage thing, I would expect him to get a Merit Badge made of $100 dollar bills...and a trip to a strip club for him and twelve of his closest Boy Scout Buddies. Regardless little Mohammed Jaisham Ibrahim, saved President of Maldines Maumoon Gayoom when an assassin jumped on stage with a knife wrapped in a flag. This moron kid jump in front of the attacker getting his hand all cut up and shit. Stupid douche;

Tell me something? If you were getting award from George Bush, say you're finally getting that Medal of Honor for winning Call of Duty 4 (you fuckin' geeks) and you're standing there in full nerd attire (a pair of shorts, sandals with socks, and a shirt that has "Excite Bite" on it, or something ...sorry Jewish) and you see an Assassin jump on stage and get ready to shoot the President. . . Would you a.) Jump in front of bullet b.) Run like holy fuck, fuck. or c.) Give the assassin your wallet.

The answer(s) are/is: b and c.

Firstly you're going to toss you're wallet at the assassin and say that he/she can kill you later. Then you're going to run like a bat out of hell. You're not going to jump in front of a bullet/knife/machete. There's just no fucking way.

this is the original article; I specifically like the part where the writer Aaron Hotfelder goes:

"That is going to be one bad-ass merit badge."

Douche Chill...

McFadden arrested....then set free!

Darren McFadden, a Heisman Trophy runner up, was arrested and then released early Thursday after being involved in a "Rowdy Scene" at a piano bar in Arkansas.

This comes after McFadden was under furious allegations of being given shit while in college, like cars, and Nintendo Wii's and Houses, and shit.

Blue is not a flavor.

I was cruising the net in the hopes for something to occupy my snow-ridden time, when I came across this site. ZeroToys, they have this Sports Drink Mixer so I take a look at it, and the flavors which consist of: Raspberry, Blue, Teal, and Purple. I don't know about you, but I don't want to drink anything called Teal. It'd be like drinking the side of a Florida Townhouse back in 1990. No? Uh..how about any type of Indian Decoration from the last ten years? They use teal like it's going out of style. No? Well Fuck the Heck.

I don't want to drink colors! I want to drink flavors! So I came up with some flavors to replace the blue, purple and teal.

Blue will now be called "Bloody Blue Monday."
Purple will be called "Purple Haze for Purple Gaze"
Teal will be called "Holy fuck, it's Teal."

I think they'll sell like hotcakes, which apparently sell like crazy.

Crappiest shirts ever made.

Upon my perusal of Shirt.Woot.com, I came across this site http://ceeriusapparel.bigcartel.com/. Basically they make T-Shirts that cater to the "Skater/Degenerate" crowd...or so, I think anyway. This is my opinion, so don't get pissy with me, jackhole.

Anyway, this site has a bunch of shirts, and honest to God, they all suck. I could, and have, designed better shirts in my sleep. Come on, the "I Pee In Pools" shirt of 2004 was an awesome concept despite my inability to be creative. Even the "Wingman" shirt was awesome and designed without flaw. I'm not saying I'm the cream of the crop here, but God, be a little creative.

They have this shirt on their site named "$100 a Flush"

Stupid shit.

Rednecks are stupid as fuck.

First of all this is a conversation I had with a guy today over a microphone that we had on the shelf, but no longer carry. Therefore, the box was thrown away, and I had no quantity, therefore I couldn't sell it.

Customer: So, if I buy this one, what can you do for me?
JD: I can't do anything for you. I'm not allowed to sell this.
Customer: What if I buy this one-here, can you do anything for me?
JD: Sir, I can't change the price of anything for you.
Customer: I'll take this one, can I get the windshield for free.
JD: No you can't.
Customer: Why not?
JD: Because I can't give you anything, or change the price of anything.
Customer: I'm not shopping at this anymore.
JD: I don't care, suit yourself.

Now, I didn't do it word for word, because this guy was so tanked it made a kid with downsyndrome look intelligent and chipper. For example, his second line went kind of like this: "Whatifibuysthisone, cunigitsomethin'fo'free?" and I was flabbergasted that this guys friend who was drunk on sobriety, would let this assjockey leave the house.

Bah. Fucking asshole.

JD

Lindsay Lohan is an IDIOT!

Yeah, I fucking said it. Jesus Fucking Christ. I mean, come-thefuck-on. Think about what you're doing when you get pulled over under suspicion of driving while intoxicated, and cocaine possession. All this, whilst just completing a 45-day rehab session! You fucking...and I'm sorry about this...cunt.

HAHAHA!

Fuck you, Lindsay Lohan, you give Long Island a bad name.

And once again, I'm sorry about the "C" word. I just..had too.

JD

Fuck the heck!?

I can't even comprehend some stupid shit that people do. And why? Because two fucking idiots got caught trying to smuggle 870 tortoises (turtles) to Malaysia. Fucking Christ. Seriously. The turtles go for about $15,000 a piece, or $15,000 for all of them maybe, who knows? Yahoo!'s article with highly retarded with a slight chance of ridiculous. They were caught in India - and were arrested or deported. Who cares? They deserve to get kicked in the shins by nuns for eternity. God.

JD