Thursday, March 13, 2008

I am highly skeptical


There's a new Incredible Hulk coming out on June 13th of this year...basically redoing the first movie that basically sucked (though, I liked it, black people didn't). I would assume this flick will be action packed, and full of stupid-speak. Edward Norton plays Bruce Banner/Hulk, Tim Roth plays Emil Blonsky/Abomination, Liv Tyler plays Betty Ross.

My problem is...

The action scene in the trailer looks...so bad. At least in the first movie it looked somewhat realistic. First of all, this scene sets up, what I'm assuming is the big showdown between Abomination and The Hulk. If you've read the comics you know that they beat the holy motherfucking shit out of each other, so that's no shock. But Abomination looks...God-Awful. And Zak Penn...Oh Zak Penn you colossal douche bag, you though the name Abomination was too...silly... Are you fucking retarded? The movie is about a Giant Green Mass of Monster fighting a Giant Beige Mass of a Creature, it's basically Rampage the Movie (see: video game Rampage) Zak Penn, you idiot, Abomination is probably one of the greatest villians Hulk would ever face...(first film not withstanding he faced...his own father).

That kind of un-love for the fan boy nation really fucking annoys me.

Here's the trailer. This movie is either going to be AWFUL or WATCHABLE.

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