Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Darren's (From Phantom Planet) letter to Britney Spears...

The only reason that I post this is because it's actually true. Spears' performance at the VMA (caught it online) was downright horrendous. She looked confused, and just basically terrible. This is what Darren from Phantom Planet had to say.

"What the fuck, Britney Spears?

Seriously, what the fuck?

Go home to your kids. Stop trying to entertain people.

We're not laughing with you, we are laughing at you.

You literally make me feel ashamed to be a human being.

Put some clothes on and stop. You've got a lot of money and you could be a good mother if you wanted to be. I think. Maybe not.

You are to the entertainment world what George W Bush is to America. George doesn't lip sync though, but he probably should since he can't pronounce anything and sounds like an illiterate douche bag every time he opens his mouth.

Please stop.

Love,
Darren


PS. Can we all please agree to stop acting "emo", "ghetto", "hardcore", and like a "rockstar", "playa" and "hustler"? Please? I've had enough of this egotistical bullshit already. Anyone agree, or am I just sounding like a grumpy, tonsil-less asshole?

PPS. Everyone, please watch Idiocracy (the movie) by Mike Judge. This is what is happening to America. Seriously it is. Fuck."


AND with that, we see that not only are regular people blasting this douche on account of her inability to entertain, but famous people are doing it too.


Take it easy.

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