Brian McNamee faints behind the wheel...

Brian McNamee is the former personal trainer for Roger Clemens, and reportedly gave him a shot of the HGH in his butt. That's neither here nor there, apparently McNamee fainted behind the wheel of his car and crashed head on with a bus. He claims he fainted because of on-going medical problems; No one involved in said crash was hurt according to Newspaper reports. The crash happened in Queens' Far Rockaway.

Maybe he was on the hookah.

The Rocket Sputter

Rocket Roger Clemens is in for it. After a testimony filled with denials, one denial which said he was "not at Jose Canseco's party" after McNamee swore that he was...has been debunked.

Clemens was There.

A former 11-year-old kid says so.

Apparently a kid, who was at the party took pictures of all the baseball players that were there. Clemens being one of them. At said party, Clemens apparently spoke with Canseco and a third unidentified person. Then a short time later, Clemens spoke to McNamee about "using steroids."

I think Rocket is going to prison.

Oh well.