Baltimore v. New York... it's homerfest 2008!

Apparently the New York Yankees and the Baltimore Orioles (pronounced BAAL-Tee-Mohr) don't know Ozzie Guillen's style of small-ball. They collectively hit 9 dingers in tonight's baseball game. The Score right now is 8-8 with Mariano Rivera pitching for the Yanks.

That's a lot of dingers. Can the Braves borrow some? 

O's trade Tejada to Houston for...a lot of guys.

Yeah, that's right. The Orioles as if they don't suck enough, traded away pretty much their big market guy for:

Luke Scott (OF)
Matt Albers (P)
Troy Patton (P)
Dennis Sarfate (P)
Michael Costanzo (3B)

It was a five to one deal. FIVE TO ONE! Holy fuck. Five guys, equal Miguel Tejada. Even if two of those guys represent steroid usage. What the figgity-fuck is wrong with you Houston!?