Drunken Firemen could mean death...by fire.

Yes. I know. Stupid, but the fact of the matter is Drunken Firefighting is ruining our good country. Look at Denis Leary! Reeeeegardless, this is why I don't trust firefighters.

Oh yeah, I got this on Drew Curtis' FARK...which is ultimately one of the most hilarious reads on intraweb.