There is this song...

Which is a country song, which talks about a guy who wants to pick out who is daughter marries. It's an awful song, by I think, Tim McGraw who I'm only mentioning by name because his father Tug (yes, not kidding) was a baseball player for the New York Metropolitans. This song is the sappiest, shittiest song I've ever heard. This song makes me want to listen to Barry Manilow and wallow in (the already burdgeoning) self pity. Tim McGraw is an assclown who has no talent, and this song, this song makes me want to bash a brick into my own skull.

Wait...great idea!

I'm going to write a movie about a serial killer who's motivation is killing because country music is the only music he hears.

Brilliant.

Anywho, I actually only hear two or three country songs a week, so it's not that bad. I have XM Radio, so the amount of Muzak bullshit I actually listen to is limited to what I do when I'm at work. Usually there's a TV on (the computer) so I'm alright, also, there's pretty decent music on the Musak like the Kooks and Lenny Kravitz.

What gets me annoyed is when a seemingly normal person, a guy wearing a Detroit Tigers fitted hat and looking like a normal person is humming this song. I have never, and will never, have wanted to smash a brick into anyones face as much as I did just then. It would've been one of those bricks with the octagon shap to it, that fill in the patios.

I hate, hate, hate country music. It's the worst thing on the planet other than Rednecks, who...pretty much create it...with their ignorance.