I found this to be hilarious...

So, I get this MLB Newsbreakers thing, from ...who the fuck knows where. Basically it just arrives in my gmail every night at like 2am. I don't ask where it comes from, I just read it. Every day.

This particular piece of news, I found to be completely and utterly laughable. I literally said "Oh Really? You are, huh?" out loud, to no one.

The News Mike Pelfrey allowed one hit over two innings while striking out one for the Mets on Wednesday. "I don't know if it was a dominating performance, but I know I did a lot of things right," Pelfrey said on a report on the AP. "All I wanted to do was be aggressive and throw strikes and that's what I was able to do."

Our View Pelfrey, who was 3-8 with a 5.57 ERA last season, will battle Orlando Hernandez for the Mets fifth and final rotation spot this year.

He sucks. End of story. You don't get in the rotation of a Big League Ball club because you throw strikes. You gotta be able to win games, fo shizz.


What the *@$#?!