There I said it, I hate Derek Jeter. I've hated Derek Jeter since that one day I burned his rookie card in pure spite after the Yankees beat the Bravos in the World Series. I did the same with a Bernie Williams card, and accidentally a Cory Lidle card (Whoops...). Nothing at all has happened to these players....uh...
Anyway...A Study done at the University of Pennsylvania has determined Derek Jeter is dead-last when it comes to shortstops.
YAAAAAAAAAY!
Alexicifer Rodriguez ranked #2.
Yankee fans have this unforeseen loyalty that makes them totally easy to take hits at. For example (and I'm only doing one, because Fire Joe Morgan has already done this, but I cannot resist):
Fans said Jeter's greatness goes beyond the numbers he produces on the field.
"He has intangible qualities that can't be measured with statistics," said East Village bar owner Kevin Hooshangi, 28.
What exactly are we talking about here? Mr. Hooshangi? Do you know something about Mr. Jeter that no one else knows? Save for maybe Mariah Carey and some other Hollywood starlet, maybe ...? I'm not going to skirt around the issue here. I assure you Mr. Hooshangi is talking about Derek Jeter's gargantuan cock.
I'm just saying.
Read FireJoeMorgan.com, if it's the last thing you do!
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