RANDOM SHIT BECAUSE IM BORED

Ok, so I'm bored. Here's some random shit in the news that I'm going to repeat and write a snooty, mean comment about.

• Anna Faris filed for divorce from her husband, actor Ben Indra. Indra being such a good actor, that he doesn't even have a picture on IMDB. Speaking of which...when the hell did she get married? It says 2004. I didn't know that. She is kinda hot though. Unfortunately for her, she will forever be known as the Scary Movie girl. Which I guess is better than being Mrs. Ben Indra.
• Apparently there's no one happier to see Lindsay Lohan naked than...her own mom? What the hell? Here's what she had to say:

  It was very tastefully done," Dina tells PEOPLE of the photos, a recreation of
  Marilyn Monroe's legendary 1962 photo shoot shot by Bert Stern. "I respect the
  photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically. For him to call
  Lindsay 46 years later and to say can you recreate these photos is an honor. I
  looked at it as art, and as Lindsay doing a character. So I don't look at them
  like it's Playboy; she was being a character. So if you look at it that way, you
  can look at it as a mother." ...Lindsay, 21, also viewed the shoot as a
  once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, Dina tells PEOPLE. "Lindsay was very excited
  when she first got the phone call," says Dina, 45. "Of course we talked about
  how they would be done. Lindsay said, 'Mommy, I'm never going to get this
  opportunity to do it again.' She was very thankful she was asked." Such wonderful parenting....I mean...if you're gonna pose nude, Playboy can do it tastefully too. We've already seen your disgustingly ugly snatch. Let's just go back in time and get the Mean Girls Linsday Lohan to pose nude....I think I might have had more interest.

• Gene Simmons allegedly has a sex tape...which now replaces the One In Chyna tape in the much vaunted "Celebrities who we never want a Sex Tape from" Category.

• And I'm surprised at JD for not bringing this up...but did you see that Jane Fonda said the "C-WORD" on the TODAY SHOW!? I know most of you people are not up that early, lord knows im not, but she went out and say CUNT on TV. I don't even say Cunt...that's blasphemous even for me...and I curse a lot.