Apparently I'm not allowed to just hate people anymore.

I've been told I need reasons. So here it is ladies and gentlemen, a list of 20 specific people or types of people that I hate:

1. Lindsay Lohan - Coked up whore
2. Paris Hilton - Coked up skank
3. Nicole Richie - Skinny, bulimic whore
4. Britney Spears - crazy fucking bitch
   
5. Hilary Clinton - For ruining NY State
6. People who don't speak english - They don't speak english. This goes for all languages too, not just spanish people.
7. People who listen to country music - I'd rather listen to Lance sing Chocolate Rain than lsiten to country music.
8. Jennifer Lopez - She can't act or sing, but yet she gets paid to do both because apparently she has a fantastic ass.
   
9. Penelope Cruz - she's not hot. She's been in ONE good movie, and yet people still talk about her. WHAT THE FUCK.
   
10. People who talk during movies - Hey asshole, shut the fuck up. I didn't pay to hear you.
    
11. People who are constantly on their cellphones, especially those who have the bluetooth headsets on like constant like they can't ever stop talking to someone for like 2 seconds and even though there must be tons of DEAD AIR, they still don't hang up - I think that person is pretty specific.
    
12. People who are obsessed with their pets - Hey, asshole, you don't have to bring them everywhere. They aren't children.
    
13. People who play World of Warcraft - Yeah, fuck you.
    
14. Guidos - www.getoffourisland.com
15. People who wear socks with sandals - Asshole, just wear shoes.
    
16. People who eat popcorn at a baseball game - Asshole, eat some crackerjacks. Popcorn is for MOVIES.
    
17. The following bands and or/singers and the people involved in/with them - POD, Missy Elliot, Sean Paul, R. Kelly, Lifehouse, 50 Cent, James Blunt, Nickleback, Insane Clown Posse, Slipknot, Creed!
18. Old people - They slow everything down and don't understand anything ever. Especially old women. And old men who drive with hats on. They are the worst drivers in the world.
19. People who ride motorcycles - Hey asshole, get off my road.
    
20. People who take forever to order food from a fast food establishment - I'm pretty sure you know the menu, fuckface. It doesn't change much.
    

Who do YOU hate? Leave me a comment. And make it good, because anyone who writes, "YOU" as in referring to me is either dumb or retarded.

A Touch of Paris.

Hello everyone, and welcome to the only blog I will ever write about Paris Hilton. Personally, I think Paris Hilton is a pretty hot, mentally retarded person. Her eyes are crooked, and her voice beats nails on a chalk board. IMDB.com recently updated their news board, and there was an article about Paris Hilton responding to Fan Letters. The bitch has 23-hours a day to think about what she's done, and what's actually going on is she's getting praising letters from morons. I don't know, but if you want to write her a letter, you write to:

Inmate name and Booking Number
11705 S. Alameda St.
Lynwood, Ca. 90262

The name of the detention center (fancy name for jail) is Century Regional Detention Center, but I'm pretty sure you don't need that. I'm sure, though, that you could find her booking number online somewhere. Anyway, I've never really talked about Paris Hilton, mainly because I find her to be incredibly stupid. She may be hot, and the shit she's doing all in good "fun," but didn't she fuck Shannen Doherty's ex-husband on camera? Didn't she just release a bomb-album? I mean, for fucks-sake, money will let people do (and get away with) whatever the fuck they want. If I had money, I'd fly myself to a remote island (where there's internet access and a comic book store) and live out the rest of my days drinking mohitos and getting sand in my crotch. I'm honestly sick of hearing about the nonsensical bullshit that comes out of Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton's mouth. Their mouth's are gaping holes to filled with one thing only: a fat canoli. . .

This is why I respected the Osbourne kid who wanted nothing to with the TV show, and wanted them to blur out her face on TV. If I was a movie/musician/rich person's son I'd be somewhere where no one could find me.