Darren's (From Phantom Planet) letter to Britney Spears...

The only reason that I post this is because it's actually true. Spears' performance at the VMA (caught it online) was downright horrendous. She looked confused, and just basically terrible. This is what Darren from Phantom Planet had to say.

"What the fuck, Britney Spears?

Seriously, what the fuck?

Go home to your kids. Stop trying to entertain people.

We're not laughing with you, we are laughing at you.

You literally make me feel ashamed to be a human being.

Put some clothes on and stop. You've got a lot of money and you could be a good mother if you wanted to be. I think. Maybe not.

You are to the entertainment world what George W Bush is to America. George doesn't lip sync though, but he probably should since he can't pronounce anything and sounds like an illiterate douche bag every time he opens his mouth.

Please stop.

Love,
Darren


PS. Can we all please agree to stop acting "emo", "ghetto", "hardcore", and like a "rockstar", "playa" and "hustler"? Please? I've had enough of this egotistical bullshit already. Anyone agree, or am I just sounding like a grumpy, tonsil-less asshole?

PPS. Everyone, please watch Idiocracy (the movie) by Mike Judge. This is what is happening to America. Seriously it is. Fuck."

AND with that, we see that not only are regular people blasting this douche on account of her inability to entertain, but famous people are doing it too.

Take it easy.

Apparently I'm not allowed to just hate people anymore.

I've been told I need reasons. So here it is ladies and gentlemen, a list of 20 specific people or types of people that I hate:

1. Lindsay Lohan - Coked up whore
2. Paris Hilton - Coked up skank
3. Nicole Richie - Skinny, bulimic whore
4. Britney Spears - crazy fucking bitch
   
5. Hilary Clinton - For ruining NY State
6. People who don't speak english - They don't speak english. This goes for all languages too, not just spanish people.
7. People who listen to country music - I'd rather listen to Lance sing Chocolate Rain than lsiten to country music.
8. Jennifer Lopez - She can't act or sing, but yet she gets paid to do both because apparently she has a fantastic ass.
   
9. Penelope Cruz - she's not hot. She's been in ONE good movie, and yet people still talk about her. WHAT THE FUCK.
   
10. People who talk during movies - Hey asshole, shut the fuck up. I didn't pay to hear you.
    
11. People who are constantly on their cellphones, especially those who have the bluetooth headsets on like constant like they can't ever stop talking to someone for like 2 seconds and even though there must be tons of DEAD AIR, they still don't hang up - I think that person is pretty specific.
    
12. People who are obsessed with their pets - Hey, asshole, you don't have to bring them everywhere. They aren't children.
    
13. People who play World of Warcraft - Yeah, fuck you.
    
14. Guidos - www.getoffourisland.com
15. People who wear socks with sandals - Asshole, just wear shoes.
    
16. People who eat popcorn at a baseball game - Asshole, eat some crackerjacks. Popcorn is for MOVIES.
    
17. The following bands and or/singers and the people involved in/with them - POD, Missy Elliot, Sean Paul, R. Kelly, Lifehouse, 50 Cent, James Blunt, Nickleback, Insane Clown Posse, Slipknot, Creed!
18. Old people - They slow everything down and don't understand anything ever. Especially old women. And old men who drive with hats on. They are the worst drivers in the world.
19. People who ride motorcycles - Hey asshole, get off my road.
    
20. People who take forever to order food from a fast food establishment - I'm pretty sure you know the menu, fuckface. It doesn't change much.
    

Who do YOU hate? Leave me a comment. And make it good, because anyone who writes, "YOU" as in referring to me is either dumb or retarded.