Don't know why...but Crank 2: High Voltage...looks fucking SWEET!

Check out the badass trailer. 

And yes, I know, they're not supposed to be good movies, but I think they're meant to be unintentionally fucking crazy. For example, when Jason Statham agreed to do the movie he said he would because the script made him laugh so hard he was crying. 

Great.

Mangini's shown the door.

In a (non) shocking turn of events, the New York Jets have fired their Head Coach. After starting out the season with a new QB (namely Brett Favre...come on, you knew that) and a team that was revamped and rebuilt, the Jets went from best to..fucking abysmal losing 4 of their last five games. Brett Favre didn't help the cause either he had a league best 22 INTs and had 2 TDs in those four losses. 

The Jets are considering their options. Bob Sutton and Brian Shottenheimer are still on the payroll for now...and they should've been shown the door too. No doubt about it. You play a zone defense and blow a lead to the Pats on a shitty pass thrown by a "rookie" QB, and you still have a job. Fuck yourselves. 

Brett Favre, fuck you too, man. Honestly, what the fuck happened to Brett Favre that he turned into 2007's version of Chad "Luck-Chuck" Pennington? Ailing shoulder aside, Brett Favre should've been honest, and lets be reasonable, the Offensive Play Calling has the charisma of a kid with down-syndrome turning on-and-off a light switch. Brian Shottenheimer should've been shown the door after the atrocious game at San-Fran weeks ago. 

Now there's talk of bringing in Marty Shottenheimer. Fine. Whatever. You can blame Mangini for not stepping up, that's fine, but you know what, when your players aren't making the plays they're supposed to be making - you need to fucking light a fire under their asses. They lost against four of quite-possibly the worst teams in the NFL; and you, as the owner, don't come out and say "What the fuck?" George Steinbrenner said that Johnny Damon had to cut his hair faster than the Jet Owners came up with a resolution. 

So, just like FOX Network, the New York Jets can suck a dick. I've been a die-hard Jets fan my entire 25-year-old life. My dad, has been a Jets fan for like 50 years, we bleed Green and White, but after this display of ...I don't even know what to call it? Self Destruction? Implosion? I don't know. 

Well...I do know. I will be a Jets fan forever. Just like the Braves. I will be a fan no matter what happens. I wish shit like Coaches getting fired wouldn't happen, but unfortunately it does. There's nothing I, as a fan, can do. The Jets started out 8-3 and ended up 9-7. Talk about a shitty way to end a wonderful start. . . 

On the other hand here are Mangenius' parting words:

"I appreciate the opportunity that Woody and Mike gave me for the past three years as the head coach of the New York Jets. The organization has terrific people and I wish the Jets nothing but success. The time and effort invested by the coaches and players was tremendous and I value that beyond words. We worked hard to achieve two winning seasons out of the past three. I regret that we could not reach our goals for this year. I will always appreciate the passion and support of the fans as our focus was trying to build them a championship-caliber foundation and team."

And for all your faults, Mangini, we appreciated you too. 

FOX can eat a dick.

FOX known for canceling shows like Wonderfalls and John Doe and Firefly can eat a dick. They can eat a whole bunch of dicks. 

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Melrose Place 2.0...

With the revamping of a show like 90210..and to have it be such a hit, there's been talk of a Melrose Place 2.0...

I am not really a big fan of Melrose Place; Beverly Hills 90210 you bet, but I only watched MP when the Bevery gang trounced onto their turf. I own the first season of MP, but haven't watched but a few episode yet. 

This was all speculation until...One Tree Hill creator/show runner/writer Mark Schwahn  agree to pen the pilot episode. 

I love "One Tree Hill" I always have. It's been around for 6 years and I think the show only gets better with age. To be completely honest with you, it reminds me of Beverly Hills 90210, the way the characters are progressing and what not. 

A seventh season seems almost imminent, because the ratings have been rather good. Schwahn has it in his WBTV contract to stay as showrunner/exec-producer. 

Stargate: Universe casts its lead.

Something I don't really understand. I like Stargate SG-1, and own Stargate: Atlantis season one (but have neglected to watch), but I can't get around this Stargate: Universe idea. Granted, I like the show, that might sound nerdy, but it's not a badly written show .. poor excuse? 

Stargate: Universe has cast it's lead with Robert Carlyle, who was most recently seen in 24: Redemption opposite Keifer Sutherland. He goes kaplooey. 

Hollywood Reporter says:

Described as edgier, darker and younger-skewing than its predecessors, "SGU" follows a group of soldiers, scientists and civilians left to fend for themselves when forced through a Stargate after their hidden base comes under attack. The survivors, who emerge aboard an ancient ship missing in the far reaches of space, are led by Dr. David Rush (Carlyle), who works to unlock the ship's mysteries and return the group home but also might have ulterior motives.

Sounds fairly interesting.