Hot Chick O' The Week #12 Vol. 2

I forgot about this completely last week and almost this week, but I've decided to throw it together. I have not watched the show Reba in it's entirety ever. I don't like country music, and I don't like when they act. I did, however, like Joanna Garcia (-Swisher) who recently got married to Nick Swisher. She was on a fan-favorite show Privileged, but that got canceled after one season. She's probably on a future-canceled show called Better With You right now. Needless to say, she's pretty fucking hot.

Thus making her the Hot Chick O' The Week #12 (how do I constantly screw up the numbers?)

Hot Chick O' The Week #11 Vol. 2

Usually the hot chick of the week will be based on something that happened this week (and maybe by the end of this, it my still be), but I can't bring myself to make Amy Adams the hot chick of the week.

Nothing against Amy Adams (or her creepy eyes and smile), but I just don't find you that attractive. I've seen a bunch of your flicks (even the one you went bare-assed in) and even saw you brace-faced in Catch Me if you Can. Still, I can't do it, you're a funny looking lady, who also is sensibly decent looking. Notice: I never said she was ugly. There's just something about her and I can't really put my finger on it.

Anyway, the Hot Chick of the Week will be Emily Browning (oh shit, a weekly tie in) of Sucker Punch who looks really hot as a blonde ass-kicker, but not so hot as a short-haired brunette at any premieres.

Oh well.

Hot Chick O' The Week #10 Vol. 2

I can't believe this is happening, because it's annoying, but Jesus Christ it's true.

Eliza Dushku is going to be in a CBS Comedy with Damon Wayans. A CBS comedy that's inspired by Colin Cowherd.

Ring the cancellation bells now.

Anyway, the chick who played Faith in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Bitch's be 5 by 5) and Echo on Dollhouse is the Hot Chick of the Week. Remember her for the good things, for God's Sake.

Hot Chick O' The Week #9 Vol 2

I remember when I used to have the stand up of Keira Knightley from Pirates of the Caribbean sitting in my bedroom window. The time passed, it got incredibly faded, so I threw it away. It's a decision I regret to this day. Keira Knightley is exceptionally fucking hot. So much so in fact that she can even pull off the short hair style. It's not my thing, per say, but it doesn't make her ugly like it does other chicks (ie: Katie Holmes or Michelle Williams). Therefore, as you can tell I am all in with Keira Knightley from Pirates to The Box to that stupid Soccer movie she made 15 years ago or whatever. I'm just in, because the chick is British and hot and has that accent that we all want to have, but can't. Plus, her lips are sexy when she speaks. It's just magical.

Hot Chick O' The Week #8 Vol. 2

First of all, I've watched one episode of Glee and it was the Madonna episode and it sucked a giant cock. I do not like Glee or musicals for that matter (save of Grease 2) so this is not a show that I would go out of my way to watch.

One cannot denote the fact that this little show has become a fucking phenomenon. I may not like it, but millions of people do. I may not like Glee, but I certainly like Dianna Agron who plays someone on the show who's a cheerleader? I don't fucking know, I just know she's hot. She's also got a starring role (yes, it's a major character) in I am Number 4.

Hot Chick O' The Week #7 Vol. 2

Usually, I would go out of my way to find a picture of a hot chick, but every time I enter the Wal-Mart here I'm bludgeoned with the picture of Katrina Elam who is apparently starring in Pure Country 2: The Gift. I'm not sure what this series is, or what Pure Country 1 was all about or anything, but the chick on the front cover is pretty hot.

It's apparently something to do with Country music, but I don't care, I'm not going to watch it. I just look at pictures of Katrina Elam.

Hot Chick O' The Week #6 Vol. 2

Amber Heard stars in one of my favorite movies of all time Never Back Down starring Sean Faris, Cam Gigandet and Djimon Hounsou. It's actually not just about fighting - to be honest - it has a lot to do with loss and how you deal with it. Sean Faris' character loses his father when he lets him drive drunk (he was also in the car) and it brings out an anger in him that causes him to lose his shit.

Bring in the always anarchistic Cam Gigandet and you have Rocky 2000. I've always liked calling it the Rocky of 'our' Generation, but I don't know if that's true. It's not the greatest movie ever, but it's thoroughly enjoyable, has a decent soundtrack, and has decent acting. Leslie Hope - of 24: Season 1 - fame stars as Faris' mother.

Anyway, this flick stars Amber Heard, who is currently starring opposite Nicolas Cage in Drive Angry 3D which is a flick I never want to see, but she looks very fucking hot in the trailer, therefore it might be one of those things you have to see. She's also - apparently - a lesbian (as she's dating a female artist) - or Bisexual. On way or the other hot.

Hot Chick O' The Week #5 Vol. 2

I haven't really watched Mad Men all that much (even though I own seasons 1-3) and I vaguely remember January Jones from American Wedding, but she's starting to become a household name in Hollywood after taking a star-turn on Men. She's going to be seen this week in Unknown and soon as the White Queen/Emma Frost in X-Men First Class.

January Jones

Hot Chick O' The Week #4 Vol. 2

Well, it's Thursday - oh well - but I guess life must go on.

This chick is married to Andy 'Tennis Superstar' Roddick, but mainly people know her because she's just plain smokin' hot. She's in the new Adam Sandler flick Just Go With It and was a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Model.

Brooklyn Decker

Hot Chick O' The Week #3 Vol. 2

Sweet lord. The annoying Schwartz was in town last week and I completely forgot about Hot Chick o' The Week. Chauffeuring the Schwartz around is a daunting task as well as a horrible consumption of time. But anyway:

Hot Chick o' The Week #3 Volume 2

Jordana Brewster

This comes after the announcement that Brewster will be in TNT's Dallas reboot - which I will certainly watch - playing Elena, who's involved in a love triangle with J.R.'s and Bobby's son's.

Hot Chick O' The Week Vol. 2 #2

Unfortunately, I can't begin to understand what goes through people's minds. Like, for example, scientology. I don't get what the huge appeal is for Scientology and maybe it's because I'm not religious or something, but Tom Cruise is their leader, and Katie Holmes is his Queen, I guess.

Anyway, Katie Holmes was at the Golden Globe Announcements this year, and she looked really sexy, so I figured she could be the 3rd HCOTW in the 2nd Volume.

Hot Chick O' The Week #2 Vol. 2

I'm a sucker for teen melodrama, and I actually like the show One Tree Hill a lot. It's a well-written show and it's got a good cast of characters. It's nearing it's end, probably, but that doesn't mean that Sophia Bush isn't smoking hot. She is HCOTW #2 of the second volume.

Sophia Bush.

Hot Chick O' The Week #1 Volume 2

Wow. I still can't believe I did 33 weeks of Hot Chick O' The Week back then. That's insanity.

This weeks Hot Chick O' The Week comes to us from Long Island, NY by way of Israel. She played Padme in those Star Wars flicks, I don't think anyone ever watched them or anything, and she's got a new flick coming out called The Other Woman. She's also got a flick called No Strings Attached and of course Black Swan where she gets pleasured by Mila Kunis.

Natalie Portman

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Hot Chick O' The Week #32

I can't believe after 31 weeks doing this thing (the hot chick o' the week thing, not the blog) that I forgot to do one. 31 straight weeks and the streak is gone. 

Oh well. 

Here's #32. 

Hot Chick o' The Week #30

Carly Pope

Hot Chick o' The Week #28

Brooke Burns...

Hot Chick o' The Week #27

Eliza Dushku is too hot for words, she's also got a new show coming out from Joss Whedon's sordid mind called Dollhouse it shall be on FOX (and be cancelled):

Hot Chick o' The Week #26

Taylor Swift. 

Hot Chick o' The Week #25

Really late this week, family stuff going on, and all that. 

Julianne Hough, country singer and dancer. Is she human....or is she dancer...