Report: Braves acquire Kotsay from A's...

Well..not yet ..anyway, but they're on the verge of getting Mark Kotsay from the Oakland A's for Relief Pitcher Joey Devine. This bugs me, because Kotsay has had seriously bad fucking back problems for the last year and is 32-years old, while Joey Devine is 24-years old...and has a lot of road ahead...

WHY CAN'T RICH HARDEN BE INCLUDED!!!?!?!?!

If you're terrible at your job, you deserve to get fired.

Such is the case with Bob "I blow saves like hookers blow cock" Wickman. The Braves (JD's favorite team) cut ties with Wickman today after he went 20 of 26 in save opportunities with a 3.92 ERA. Two options for the Bravos are Manny Acosta (Triple A 20+ saves and an amazing ERA) and Joey Devine. Acosta is apparently one of there stronger prospects, and could definitely fill the role. For now, the Braves will use Soriano as a Closer even though he's been a little sketchy as well. Honestly, this scares me.