Greatest story evar told. Shit! I need wite-out!

But he drank it all!*






*No I will not be posting News Stories like this all the time, I just found this so fucking hilarious it needed to be shared.

Heroin tastes like candy.

It's awesome, that every once in a while some kid (no matter the age) does something so ridiculous it permits news to cover it.

This story is no exception.

A child of five years old brought heroin to school - and got about five kids sick. They ate it because they thought it was candy, awesome rock looking-bread crumb smelling candy.

Where did the kid get the H from, his mother apparently works at the YMCA, the Heroin was chopped up and looked like M&M's they had Smiley faces on them. Fucking crazy. Kids love H. This is in bad taste maybe, but still kind of funny.

That's it, good-bye.

A Mighty Fart

Wow, going to hell for that one, does anyone think that the Daniel Pearl-based flick A Mighty Heart is in bad taste? Even if it is narrated by his wife, and starring hot-mom Angelina Jolie? I believe that it is, because the video of him getting his - you know - was pretty f'n gruesome, and who really wants to relive that. Anyway, I sent Rich Hill (awesome pitcher for the Cubbies) a baseball card, and he sent it back signed. I rock.