Slice gets KTFO

Kimbo Slice is famous for beating up Bums in a shipyard. That's what he's famous for...fifteen minutes of internet video fame. He was supposed to fight Ken Shamrock on Saturday Night Fights on CBS ...but Shamrock cut his eye during training and couldn't fight, so they had to find a replacement. Frank Shamrock was suggested, but CBS blocked it (he's their play-by-play guy, and he's also recovering from a broken arm. He would've also given up 45 pounds to Slice). 

So they got this guy...Seth "The Silverback" Petruzelli to fight Slice...and Slice gets knocked the fuck out in 14 seconds after 12 punches from Petruzelli who gave up 30 pounds to Slice in the fight. Petruzelli is 10-4 in all of his fights combined, but hadn't fought in almost a year.

The facade of Kimbo Slice is over.