Johansson & Reynolds tie the knot.

Apparently Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have gotten married. I know, I said something about the two of them dating and all that shit like months ago, but I had no idea that they were still going out, nor did I care. I just hope this doesn't push Reynolds to start making serious movies. His comedic genius is in crude, cringe, and Fletch-like humor. While Scarlett Johansson is a Woody Allen-girl, who makes a good movie, then a bad movie, then a good movie, then she makes The Other Boleyn Girl.