No kids for you.

Matt Porter, a Sixth Grader, from Indiana had the greatest award bestowed upon him. The award was given to him by his teachers, and was the "Most Likely Never to have Kids Award." I think that it's pretty legit. Maybe the kid is a skeeve or something. Maybe he's awkward and shy, and one of his teachers legitimately thought he was never going to have kids. I don't know, it's a little wrong if you ask me. The poor bastard's parents want answers, and they're not getting any.

I was pretty mature when I was in sixth grade, so I can take a thrashing at the hands of a teacher. Nothing terrible, but there was jokes made at mine and other's expense. If my sixth-great teacher told me that I wasn't going to have kids I probably would've told him (Mr. Colotti) to go Eff Himself in the A.

Here's the story.