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Do you foreign asshats really have nothing better to do than spam a post that's 2 years old? Jesus you fuckers are lame.

Hot Chick o' The Week #13 Vol. 2

Alright, it's been a while since I've done a HCOTW, but now's a good time as ever.

Hot Chick O' The Week #12 Vol. 2

I forgot about this completely last week and almost this week, but I've decided to throw it together. I have not watched the show Reba in it's entirety ever. I don't like country music, and I don't like when they act. I did, however, like Joanna Garcia (-Swisher) who recently got married to Nick Swisher. She was on a fan-favorite show Privileged, but that got canceled after one season. She's probably on a future-canceled show called Better With You right now. Needless to say, she's pretty fucking hot.

Thus making her the Hot Chick O' The Week #12 (how do I constantly screw up the numbers?)

Hot Chick O' The Week #11 Vol. 2

Usually the hot chick of the week will be based on something that happened this week (and maybe by the end of this, it my still be), but I can't bring myself to make Amy Adams the hot chick of the week.

Nothing against Amy Adams (or her creepy eyes and smile), but I just don't find you that attractive. I've seen a bunch of your flicks (even the one you went bare-assed in) and even saw you brace-faced in Catch Me if you Can. Still, I can't do it, you're a funny looking lady, who also is sensibly decent looking. Notice: I never said she was ugly. There's just something about her and I can't really put my finger on it.

Anyway, the Hot Chick of the Week will be Emily Browning (oh shit, a weekly tie in) of Sucker Punch who looks really hot as a blonde ass-kicker, but not so hot as a short-haired brunette at any premieres.

Oh well.

Hot Chick O' The Week #10 Vol. 2

I can't believe this is happening, because it's annoying, but Jesus Christ it's true.

Eliza Dushku is going to be in a CBS Comedy with Damon Wayans. A CBS comedy that's inspired by Colin Cowherd.

Ring the cancellation bells now.

Anyway, the chick who played Faith in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Bitch's be 5 by 5) and Echo on Dollhouse is the Hot Chick of the Week. Remember her for the good things, for God's Sake.

Hot Chick O' The Week #9 Vol 2

I remember when I used to have the stand up of Keira Knightley from Pirates of the Caribbean sitting in my bedroom window. The time passed, it got incredibly faded, so I threw it away. It's a decision I regret to this day. Keira Knightley is exceptionally fucking hot. So much so in fact that she can even pull off the short hair style. It's not my thing, per say, but it doesn't make her ugly like it does other chicks (ie: Katie Holmes or Michelle Williams). Therefore, as you can tell I am all in with Keira Knightley from Pirates to The Box to that stupid Soccer movie she made 15 years ago or whatever. I'm just in, because the chick is British and hot and has that accent that we all want to have, but can't. Plus, her lips are sexy when she speaks. It's just magical.

Best. Hit. Ever.

I don't watch Hockey at all, the last time I watched Hockey (and I'm going to date myself here) was when they had the red line following the puck around the ice. I remember when the Rangers won the Stanley Cup and I even have a picture where I'm wearing the shirt, but I could give a shit about hockey. There's 2 sports I follow intently and those are Baseball and Football. I do watch Basketball, but I don't follow stats or anything like I do with Football and Baseball. Hockey, I don't even know what the stats are.

Anyway, some guy hit some other guy and some people are mad about it. From the looks of the hit it looks like it was Hockey. The Bruin hit the Canadian and he smacked his head right into the glass that blocks Team 1 from Team 2. Blammo. It didn't really look, however, like the guy meant for him to get completely demolished.

It has come to light that these two have some history...

Not anymore, because the guy on the Bruins has no recollection of anything that happened in the past 20 years now.

And no, I won't fucking find out their names. They're Russian or something and spelled with a lot of y's and z's and l's. That's all you need to know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63k03M1isCY