Yankees acquire "Pudge"

The New York Yankees looking to solidify the position of catcher have acquired Ivan Pudge Rodriguez from the Detroit Tigers in exchange for Kyle Farnsworth.

Fuck the heck?!

The Yankees are getting deals like crazy, first off Xavier Nady and Damaso Marte for a few Minor Leaguers. And now trading a middle reliever (a mediocre reliever at best) for a 13-time Gold Glove catcher? What the hell?

Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad...

God this show was great, I wish Servo would go fight the malicious Windows XP Anti-Virus for me.

NYC cop bashes bicyclist...Yay!

You know what, I'm with this cop, Office Pogan, or whatever-the-fuck his name is. He body checked a bicyclist to the concrete in what looked like a fit of rage. And, just so you know, I probably would've done it too. There's nothing I hate more than people who ride bikes in the fucking street. It's just beyond annoying. Check out the video here, with good ol' NYC reporter Lou Young doing the reporting. I miss that guy, I miss NY News, PA is stupid.

Vince McMahon hires Actor...

Vince McMahon, owner and President of World Wrestling Entertainment has done some stupid shit over the years, like fake his own death for example. Apparently he has went on to hire Freddie Prinze Jr to the creative team.

Apparently Prinze Jr, who is married to Buffy the Vampire Slayer star Sarah Michelle Gellar, is an avid WWE fan, and has blogged on their Fan Nation blogs.

This is from Mike Aldrens WGN newsletter:

"I swear this isn't a rib. Vince McMahon has hired actor Freddie Prinze,
Jr. as a new member of the creative team. Maybe he wants to make Scooby
Doo 3? Prinze is a huge fan and had recently been blogging as a guest
celebrity on the WWE's Fan Nation website. He was also seen at
Wrestlemania 24 earlier this year and has been backstage at wrestling
events since the 90s. I'm sure a lot more on this story will come out in
the mainstream press over the next few days. Prinze is married to Buffy
actress Sarah Michelle Gellar."

Seriously, if they put Freddie Prinze Jr. on TV, I'd fucking watch it. I loved his show Freddie, that got canceled after one season. My brother and I watch it on that Spanish Oriented Programming Channel, that plays all American Spanish stuff rather than like unavision, or whatever the fuck it's called.

Wolverine Comic-Con trailer has leaked...

I'm not happy about this...I'm not happy at all. I believe what I saw in this trailer was Ryan Reynolds playing Deadpool, wearing a red tank top. If he doesn't wear the full on costume, I will boycott the shit out of this movie. The costume is the greatest part of Deadpool.

Little knowledge for you, Deadpool aka Wade Wilson got cancer, in order to the survive the cancer he went to Weapon X, got the healing factor (same one Wolvie has) and due to that, it fucked up his face irreparably, thus is why he wears the mask.

So, if this isn't the Deadpool that is in Wolverine: Origins than fuck the movie, fuck it in the ass.

Check out the trailer though.

W trailer has leaked...and....

It looks pretty good. Oliver Stone might actually be back, after his last two flicks World Trade Center and Alexander bombed, he needed something new, and this flick W. might actually be a good fit. Josh Brolin, Elizabeth Banks, and Jeffrey Wright round out a superb cast for a flick that is actually based on our current President. A little risky, but that's the Oliver Stone we all know and love.

Eh...apparently I breached terms of service use, I'm just a prick...hopefully I can still post on here...har har.

A word of advice...

Do not run/use/download anything called Windows XP Antivirus. It is malicious software, which in turn is a virus that basically wraps itself around your computer.

The mother fucker has latched onto my desktop and won't let go. So I'm trying everything...not fun.