NOOOOOOOOO.....!

Fuck you Valentines Day you...you asshole!

Apparently Paramount has decided to push JJ Abrams flick Star Trek to May 2009. Why? Why must you fuck with my fucking chi, Valentines Day?

Valentines Day sucks a big cock.

Seriously, I am not a fan of this day. This article I just found has the best opening paragraph about valentines day ever.

Ever.

"What's not to love about Valentine's Day? Well, how about cultural offensiveness, emotional insensitivity, rampant consumerism, and even encouraging date rape? And those are just a few items from the charge sheet."

EXACTLY!

Finally someone with the exact same feeling as me, I don't know what started it, but I loathe Valentines Day. Always have, always will. Nothing will change not. Not a girlfriend, or kids. I just hate February 14th. It's a day that I will always dread, because it's stupid and annoying.

Yes; read it, love it.

Booty's brother tasered, gets DUI

John David Booty's brother Josh was arrested for DUI last night and tasered. Josh Booty was actually drafted by that Seahawks in 2001 played as a backup, then he went to the Raiders before being released. He also spent time in the Florida Marlins orginization, he was the 5th overall pick of the 1994 draft and played in 13 MLB games going 7-26 with 4 RBIs and a .269 Batting Average.

After Booty was tasered he was "fully compliant" cops said.

No shit. If I got tasered by a couple of cops when I got all unruly, I would certainly not act like a gigantic asshole after that. Tasers are "bad news" as Lance says.

John David Booty (who has the worst name in the history of man) is coming out in the NFL Draft this year and should go reasonably high. I've seen him ranked as high as #4 and fact of the matter is that he's not as good as his predecessor, Matt Leinart.

"Yacht Rock"

Clearly this...is the greatest video ever made.

Red band Pineapple Express trailer

Seth Rogen and James Franco star as two pot heads, Rogen's character witnesses a murder while baked on a weed called Pineapple Express and they get hunted as they run chaos ensues.

Check out the trailer here

Chuck, Life, and Heroes all reupped.

Despite the writers strike and all the baggage that came along with it, Heroes, Chuck, and Life have all been renewed for 08-09. Which is fantastic stuff, because I watch them all. I want to hear that Friday Night Lights is coming back and Las Vegas. Journeyman and Bionic Woman will be on the receiving end of a sawed off shotgun.

Jason Kidd tentatively going to the Dallas Mavs?

It's true. The New Jersey Nets have reached a tentative deal with the Dallas Mavericks to swap Jason Kidd and Malik Allen (of the Nets) for Devin Harris, Jerry Stackhouse, other players and cash.

It's been known for some time (as Jason Kidd become more and more of a dick) that he was going to be traded. He asked for it, and now his dream is apparently becoming a reality ESPN front offices are reporting.

EDIT: As of right now this trade is a no-go, mainly because of Devean George from the Mavs who exercised his right to no trade.